A national achievement test has Springfield Elementary School in an uproar. Bart and the school's other underachievers are sent on a class trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score, while Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing. Meanwhile, Homer forgets to send an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anyone from getting injured in the Simpson house.
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To Lisa's surprise, Bart receives a perfect score on a practice test for the upcoming Vice President's Assessment Test by writing "Slurp My Snot" across his page. This enables him to attend a special pizza party, with a helicopter as his escort. However, it turns out to be a clever plan to purge the school of all bad test takers. Bart didn't receive a perfect score and the helicopter is the school bus in disguise, with Otto at the wheel. Bart, along with Nelson, Ralph, Kearney, Dolph, and Jimbo are driven to Capital City (with Bart as the only student realizing what is really going on), along with Principal Skinner, who was pushed on board the bus by Superintendent Chalmers. Skinner realized that Chalmers used him so he can take over the school while the test was in session as he and the boys are driven off.
On route, Ralph stops for a bathroom break, and the bus is disassembled by a vandal (while Otto is still on it). The group attempts to walk the rest of the way, but they lose Ralph on a garbage barge.
Meanwhile, Homer is late making an insurance payment, and won't be insured until 3:00 PM, so he can't hurt himself until then. Images of injuries flood his mind when he gets home, envisioning Marge's book club being killed by a series of freak accidents. Helen Lovejoy's hair getting set on fire, her shoes stabbing Cookie Kwan in the eyes, and Cookie falling back into a statue holding an axe which flies across the room and strikes Agnes Skinner in the back. Marge runs around frantically exclaiming that they are liable, then begins making out with Lindsey Naegle, much to Homer's pleasure. Homer then snaps out of his imagination, exclaiming "NOOO!", only to discover that the women are still alive. He has to keep the entire book club safe while he is still uninsured, but ends up throwing a knife in Mr. Burns' head at 3:01 as he randomly walks onto the Simpsons' property.
Skinner signals for a piano cargo ship to rescue Ralph with its crane, but he accidentally stuns the operator. Skinner rescues Ralph himself by jumping on board the crate hoisted by the crane and using the law of conservation of angular momentum. He lands on the barge and the kids and Otto follow him. As it turns out, the garbage barge they have landed on is headed towards Springfield Elementary. The boys now believe that education is impressive due to Skinner saving the day, and so Skinner reads The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn to the boys until they arrive, which they enjoy.
At school, Lisa is unable to focus on the test, as the thought of Bart being smarter torments her (also due to the fact that all of the test's answers have exactly the same meaning). When the test finishes, she hasn't answered a single question. And just as she was about to give up her hopes of being the smartest kid in school, Skinner returns just in time to stop the test. He tells Chalmers that he received an education on how children really learn, by letting the boys see him run around on top of a shipping container. He then turns to the students and declares that this is his school and he's throwing out the tests. Everyone cheered and Lisa is a brainy outcast again. Finally, Skinner lifts the school's ban on dancing, where they dance until the end of the episode.
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Reception[]
The A.V. Club wrote: "I'm sorry, but 'How The Test Was Won' was about as low as things get these days—the worst of the season by far, and quite possibly one of the worst episodes I've watched in this brave 'new' era of yellow people."
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