H.K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme?
Homer: (sniffs, moans and shudders) So hard to resist! Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! (crowd gasps and murmurs) Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... ALBUQUERQUE! (crowd gasps)
Lenny: He's right!
Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says "Albuquerque Isotopes"!
Sideshow Mel: Homer was right! They're planning to move the team! (crowd yells angrily)
H.K. Duff VIII: N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Homer: Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Crowd: (chanting) Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
H.K. Duff VIII: Get him out of here!
Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!
(After the credits finish, cut to the Gracie Films logo)