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Hungry, Hungry Homer |
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Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.
Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall... aka Blocko Land. So don't even try!
Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.
Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
Homer: Is that it?
Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.
Homer: Is--?
Caretaker: That's a tractor.
Homer: I see.
Homer: Kids, how would you... like to go... to Blockoland?!
Bart and Lisa: Meh.
Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
Bart: We said, meh.
Lisa: M-E-H, meh.
Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not... when I am telling... the truth!
Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a girlfriend!
Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a problem!
Homer: So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.
Homer: C'mon, why won't you go out with Bart?
Sherri: He's a smelly, ugly dork!
Homer: I get it! Everything is made out of blocks, even the water.
[splashes Lisa]
Lisa: Ow, stop.
Man: Boat 28, Stop splashing.
Homer: Oh yeah, what are going to do about--?
[Man approaches the boat]
Homer: Uh-oh. [screams and falls in to the water] Ah, leeches!
Bart: [in car] Oh, why do I get this LEGO shirt?
Marge: Don't you mean, Blocko shirt?
Bart: Oh, right, Blocko shirt.
Howard K. Duff VIII: Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!
Homer: [groans] Me so hungy.
Howard K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme?
[Duffman approaches and holds out a hotdog with toppings]
Homer: [sniffs, moans and shudders] So hard to resist! Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... [goes to take a bite, but stops] Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!
[Crowd gasps and murmurs]
Homer: Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... [grabs the microphone and points at Duffman] ALBUQUERQUE!
[Crowd gasps]
Lenny: He's right!
Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says, "Albuquerque Isotopes"!
Sideshow Mel: Homer was right! [stands up and points] They're planning to move the team!
[Crowd yells angrily]
Howard K. Duff VIII: N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Homer: [grabs the microphone] Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Crowd: [chanting] Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Howard K. Duff VIII: Get him out of here!
Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!
- [Homer's protest song]
- Homer (weakly): Dancing away my hunger pangs
- Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt
- I'm kinda like Jesus
- But not in the sacrilegious way