Lisa: Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth!
Bart: You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.
The Rich Texan: Sell Storytown Village! Well you gotta be off your tuffet.
Ned: Well It's been closed for so long! I like to turn it into a christian theme park.
The Rich Texan: Christian eh. Well, that's different.
Ned: And the thing is I don't have a lot of money.
The Rich Texan: And what the good hell are you? Beat it you hippie!
Ned: But I...
The Rich Texan: You're right. That was harsh. Maybe I can donate this park as a tax write off.
Ned: If you do this? I'll make this place a shining becon for the lord.
The Rich Texan: Aw you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.