Skinner's Evil Plan is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart in the episode "The President Wore Pearls". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Dana Gould. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics[]
- Seymour Skinner:
- I'm so happy with my evil plan.
- Say goodbye to music, gym, and art!
- Soon, we will have the perfect school!
- Where fun and excitement never start!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm so drunk I can barely see!
- But it helps me get through another day!
- My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
- I've got to go puke in some hay!
- Bart:
- Lisa is a fool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- I think the rules are cool!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I've fallen in the pool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt?
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?
- Seymour Skinner:
- (chuckles) Forgive me, sir.
- Lisa:
- What have I done?
- Lisa:
- Skinner betrayed me!
- Bart:
- But a tango takes two.