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"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot"
"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
Homer: Son! Are you okay? I brought my home-made first aid kit! It's spring-loaded for quick access! (Homer opens the box and the supplies all get stuck in his head)

Homer: (in letter) Bart, if this robot doesn't prove that I love you, then you can both go to hell.

Lisa: I'm keeping you! You're Snowball V! But to save money on a new dish, we'll just call you Snowball II, and pretend this whole thing never happened.
Principal Skinner: That's really a cheat, isn't it?
Lisa: I guess you're right, Principal Tamzarian.
Skinner: I'll just be moving along. Lisa, Snowball II.

Ned: That is one bitchin' bike!
Rod: [covering Todd's ears] Daddy said a cuss word!
Ned: Lighten up, Roddy!

Bart: [Distressed] I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down. This should be every boys dream!