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- Marge: Homer, I can't be the only one in this family who wants more for us.
- Homer: [gasps] I want more. I just don't want to do anything to earn it.
- Gordus Antonius: Rise, for you are now free...
- Obeseus: Woo-hoo!
- Gordus Antonius: ...to marry my daughter.
- Obeseus: D'oh!
- Homer: Once again, bickering in public gets us free therapy from strangers.
- Homer: The moral of that story is clear: Marge is wrong and ambition is terrible.
- Lisa: No, no, no. The lesson is that the unchecked lust for money and power can bring a once-great nation to ruin.
- Bart: Does anyone think it was weird that dad killed me?
- Homer: Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
- Springfield History Museum curator: When will humanity ever learn... to stop letting stupid people into museums?