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I am Just a Simple Paper Boy is a song from the musical Oh, Streetcar! in the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge"

Lyrics

:
Apu:
I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
Marge:
Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
Apu:
I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paper boy to...do?
(she kisses him)
Woo-hoo!
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