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Incompetent Husband is a song performed by the pharmacy cashier, Julio Franco, Homer, and Marge, after Marge had forgotten to buy tampons.

Description[]

When Marge was about to get the item herself, the pharmacy cashier stopped her and then began the song.

Lyrics[]

Pharmacy cashier:
Incompetent husband, you weak little punk
To soothe the rash on your junk
Julio:
Incompetent husband, just be a brown man
She didn't flinch when she bought you an XL bedpan
Pharmacy Store cashier and Julio:
You weren't even injured
You weren't even sick
Just too drunk to make it to the can
All:
To the can, can, can...
Homer
Stop shaming me in front of Hans Moleman.
Pharmacy cashier
Oh, we're just getting started.
Your fungus has infections
Your infections have the runs
Julio:
Gassy nipples, crotch foot
Massive hemorrhoids on your buns
Homer:
You said they don't remember or care what we buy
Marge:
It's a little disconcerting
But I'm glad they're on my side
Pharmacy cashier
She gets you meds for blood pressure
Cholesterol and gout
Homer:
I want to get the tampons, but I can't figure it out
All:
Yes, you can, yes, you can
Yes, you can, can, can
She texted you a photo of the brand
Incompetent husband, we're so on to you
You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do
You can't be this stupid
It's all just a ruse...
Homer:
Okay, okay, I'll do it! I'll buy my wife tampons!
Just tell me where they are.
All:
Incompetent husband, aisle two.

Trivia[]

  • The song is a parody of "Officer Krupke" from the musical West Side Story.

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