Incompetent Husband is a song performed by the pharmacy cashier, Julio Franco, Homer, and Marge, after Marge had forgotten to buy tampons.
Description[]
When Marge was about to get the item herself, the pharmacy cashier stopped her and then began the song.
Lyrics[]
- Pharmacy cashier:
- Incompetent husband, you weak little punk
- To soothe the rash on your junk
- Julio:
- Incompetent husband, just be a brown man
- She didn't flinch when she bought you an XL bedpan
- Pharmacy Store cashier and Julio:
- You weren't even injured
- You weren't even sick
- Just too drunk to make it to the can
- All:
- To the can, can, can...
- Homer
- Stop shaming me in front of Hans Moleman.
- Pharmacy cashier
- Oh, we're just getting started.
- Your fungus has infections
- Your infections have the runs
- Julio:
- Gassy nipples, crotch foot
- Massive hemorrhoids on your buns
- Homer:
- You said they don't remember or care what we buy
- Marge:
- It's a little disconcerting
- But I'm glad they're on my side
- Pharmacy cashier
- She gets you meds for blood pressure
- Cholesterol and gout
- Homer:
- I want to get the tampons, but I can't figure it out
- All:
- Yes, you can, yes, you can
- Yes, you can, can, can
- She texted you a photo of the brand
- Incompetent husband, we're so on to you
- You're only bad at doing things you don't want to do
- You can't be this stupid
- It's all just a ruse...
- Homer:
- Okay, okay, I'll do it! I'll buy my wife tampons!
- Just tell me where they are.
- All:
- Incompetent husband, aisle two.
Trivia[]
- The song is a parody of "Officer Krupke" from the musical West Side Story.