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"Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers" |
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Homer Simpson[]
In certain parts of the level[]
- I hope they don't destroy the food court.
- Oh, this game's too hard!
- They're unpaving the parking lot! Hope you're happy, Joni Mitchell.
- (gasps) I just remembered! It's Lenny's birthday!
- If we survive, let's steal some stuff.
- This mall used to be good, but now there's too many aliens.
- (When entering the Mothership) If we get in trouble, hide in my fat folds!
- I wonder what kind of gas mileage this thing gets.
- The probee has become the prober.
Attacking enemies[]
- Pff, Aliens shmaliens.
- Atta boy! Kill things that are different!
- Get them boy, they look like Patty and Selma combined!
- You think you're great but you're not!
- Death to the aliens!
- Superior lifeforms my butt!
- You fight me because you wanna be me!
- I won't be your friend, so don't ask!
- I'm gonna use your skin as a throw rug!
- Way to go, fruit of my loom!
- ET die home!
- Go back to Planet loser.
- Planet Earth! Planet Earth!
- Humans totally rule!
- See you in alien ****!
- Oh, bite me, cyclopses!
- You dudes are harshing my mellow!
- (When Bart attacks Rigellians) Look at my boy go!
- (whispering) I think he's dead...
- Suck it, space goblin!
Turning into Helium Homer[]
- (chuckles) Who's the weird-looking creature now?
- (giggles) Me floatie!
Bart Simpson[]
In certain parts of the level[]
- Stupid aliens, why can't they just destroy the school?
- They're wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?
- (frustrated) Why does every game have so many aliens?
- Double eggs don't filled it out!
- We're gonna turn off those fires!
- Pressure pads, my favorite Video Game Cliche.
- (After clear all waves in Space Invaders) Yes!
- (When entering the Mothership) I'd rather just get killed, thank you.
Attacking enemies[]
- Humans rule! Aliens drool!
- Eat my shorts!
- Get bent!
- Screw you!
- You are not so tough!
- Sometimes I feel like I'm an alien.
- Kiss my yellow butt!
- No one mourns your death!
- I hate you!
- Zip Zap Zing!
- (When Homer attacks Rigellians) Way to go, Homer!
- (When Cletus attacks Rigellians) You the Yokel, Cletus!
- You squished the space octopuses!
- Back off, spacewads!
- In your face, aliens!
Rigellians[]
- Human! Ugly human!
- Kill the humanoids!
- Humans are flawed!
- No one will mourn you!
- I was **** Cheney all along.
- Human ladies are fine!
- Human skin is delicious!
- Open fire!
- Check that out!
- We will harvest your hair for space wigs!
- Our only emotion is hate!
- Your weakness amuses us!
- You're no match for us!
- Killing human is like sex to us!
- Hey!
- Right this way!
- There they are!
- Get your affairs in order!
- Shazbot!
- (gasps) The humanoids!
- I hope you like being stabbed!
- I hate Earth, but I love Earth pie!
- Your only fate is death!
- D'oh!
- Whaaa?
- Gaaah!
- Why won't you die!
- Holy cow!
- Surrender!
- Burn their brains!
- Must crush humans!
- Yikes!
- We can smell your fear and your colognes.
- You know who I like? Those kids from "High School Musical".
- Do I look fat today? Because I feel bloated.
- I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I haven't been sleeping.
- We will turn your dogs into mittens.
- Our giant eye is vastly superior to your two small eyes!
- Prepare to be conquered by our species: homo-aliens!
- Resistance is futile!
- Mankind is weak and ugly!
- You're laughably weak!
- Get your affairs in order!
Cletus[]
Kidnapped[]
- Oh. Y'all slower than a drunk turtle.
- (crying)
- Save me! And save Plopper too.
- Heeeeelllp!
- Lookie here!
- Is this the end of Cletus Spuckler?
- Hello!
Attacking enemies[]
- I should feel bad, but I don't.
- Squeal like a pig!
- I's spittin' mad at you fellers!