It Never Ends is a soap opera broadcast on Channel 6 in the Eleventh season episode, Pygmoelian. Moe tried out for the starring role when it was first starting, but was rejected for being 'ugly-ugly' and not 'TV ugly'. This is the soap opera that features Moe after receiving plastic surgery.
Moe replaces the actor who played Doctor Tad Winslow, who was fired after demanding a raise for all his years of playing Tad Winslow.
The show's slogan is "Like the cleaning of a house... it never ends." It's a parody of the slogan of the soap opera Days of Our Lives — "Like sand through the hourglass... these are the days of our lives" — which the show itself also broadly resembles.
The only known plotlines of this soap opera include
- Dr. Tad Winslow, an ear, nose, and throat doctor, reviving a 5000-year-old Egyptian queen named Cleo who wants the two of them to burn all the cities in the world and rule as husband and wife. Dr. Winslow refuses to do it due to his integrity and being under the watchful eye of his rival, Clyde Danza, who wants to see him fail.
- Dr. Tad Winslow dies from a sky-diving accident caused by a conniving Contessa with an amulet (this was later revealed to be all a dream).
- Gabriela DeFarge's baby shower will be invaded by terrorists (with sexy results).
- Sister Bernadette will leave the convent and start a softball team (also with sexy results)
- Professor Galloway's half-sister plots to take over International Perfume and Wine.
Cast[]
In the table below are the actors and their characters.
| Actor | Character |
| Gabriela DeFarge | Gabriela St. Farge |
| Allegra Hamilton |
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| Moe Szyslak | Dr. Tad Winslow |