Jerk of All Trades is a letter from The Simpsons Library of Wisdom's The Homer Book.
Homer Simpson's Rezoomay[]
Dear Potential Employer,
My current job as safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant affords me lots of time to pursue other occupations. Here is a list of jobs I have held in the not too distant past. Most, if not all, ended neatly with no lasting consequences. Sincerely, Homer J. Simpson
- Capital City Capitals Baseball Team Mascot (Dancing Homer)[1]
- Shopping Mall Santa[2]
- Car Designer[3]
- Kwik-E-Mart Employee - Graveyard Shift[4]
- Olde Springfield Towne Guide (Candle Maker)[5]
- Slash-Co Knives Salesman[6]
- The Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School Dummy[7]
- Gulp 'N' Blow Employee[8]
- Astronaut[9]
- Manager of country music singer Lurleen Lumpkin[10]
- Snow Plow owner/operator Mr. Plow[11]
- Monorail Conductor[12]
- Power Plant Union Representative[13]
- "The Be-Sharps" Barbershop Quartet Member[14]
- Student (Springfield University)[15]
- Blackjack Dealer[16]
- Personal Assistant to C. Montgomery Burns[17]
- Adult Education Teacher[18]
- Sugar Salesman[19]
- Barney's Bowl-O-Rama Employee[20]
- Krusty the Clown Impersonator[21]
- Electronic Solicitor (Via Telephone Autodialer)[22]
- Town Crier in Springfield Parade[23]
- Voice-over Artist (Poochie)[24]
- Alcohol Bootlegger ("Beer Baron")[25]
- Peewee Football Coach[26]
- Carny[27]
- Internet Entrepreneur[28]
- Navy Reservist[29]
- FBI Informant[30]
- Springfield Sanitation Commissioner[31]
- Grease Waste Salesman[32]
- Inventor[33]
- Assistant to Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger[34]
- Curator of the Museum of Hollywood Jerks[35]
- Bodyguard to the Mayor of Springfield[36]
- Trucker[37]
- Consultant on Remake of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"[38]
- Pop Artist[39]
- Fish Gutter[40]
- Food Critic[41]
- Tomacco Farmer[42]
- Horse Trainer (Furious D.)[43]
- Missionary[44]
- Diner Employee[45]
- Prank Monkey[46]
- Tonic Salesman[47]
- Grifter[48]
- Chirporactor[49]
- Daycare Center Owner[50]
- Bar Owner[51]
- Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer[52]
- Sugar Bootlegger[53]
- Oil Field Worker[54]
- Roadie[55]
- CEO of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant[56]
- Panhandler[57]
- Hullabalooza Freak Show Performer[58]
- Globex Corporation Employee[59]
- Head of Security for Springfield[60]
- Boxer[61]
- Limousine Driver[62]
Citations[]
- ↑ Dancin' Homer
- ↑ Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
- ↑ Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
- ↑ Lisa's Pony
- ↑ I Married Marge
- ↑ I Married Marge
- ↑ I Married Marge
- ↑ I Married Marge
- ↑ Deep Space Homer
- ↑ Colonel Homer
- ↑ Mr. Plow
- ↑ Marge vs. the Monorail
- ↑ Last Exit to Springfield
- ↑ Homer's Barbershop Quartet
- ↑ Homer Goes to College
- ↑ $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
- ↑ Homer the Smithers
- ↑ Secrets of a Successful Marriage
- ↑ Lisa's Rival
- ↑ And Maggie Makes Three
- ↑ Homie the Clown
- ↑ Lisa's Date with Density
- ↑ Lisa the Iconoclast
- ↑ The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
- ↑ Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
- ↑ Bart Star
- ↑ Bart Carny
- ↑ Das Bus
- ↑ Simpson Tide
- ↑ The Trouble with Trillions
- ↑ Trash of the Titans
- ↑ Lard of the Dance
- ↑ The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
- ↑ When You Dish Upon a Star
- ↑ When You Dish Upon a Star
- ↑ Mayored to the Mob
- ↑ Maximum Homerdrive
- ↑ Beyond Blunderdome
- ↑ Dude, Where's My Ranch?
- ↑ Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
- ↑ Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
- ↑ E-I-E-I-D'oh
- ↑ Saddlesore Galactica
- ↑ Missionary: Impossible
- ↑ Kill the Alligator and Run
- ↑ Homer vs. Dignity
- ↑ Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
- ↑ The Great Money Caper
- ↑ Pokey Mom
- ↑ Children of a Lesser Clod
- ↑ Homer the Moe
- ↑ A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
- ↑ Sweets and Sour Marge
- ↑ Half-Decent Proposal
- ↑ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
- ↑ C.E. D'oh
- ↑ Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- ↑ Homerpalooza
- ↑ You Only Move Twice
- ↑ Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
- ↑ The Homer They Fall
- ↑ Homer vs. Patty and Selma