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Jesus Christ (of Nazareth) is the son of God and Mary.

Biography

God told Homer about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to Him, but He's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on His face. He seemed traumatized and depressed.^[1] When Homer and Bart became Catholic, Marge dreamt of Catholic heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air. He was in Ned Flanders' vision telling him to kill everyone as Ned hallucinated from toxic fumes.^[2] Jesus turned water into a bloody mary drink for Rodney Dangerfield in the super V.I.P. section of heaven. ^[3]

Behind the Laughter

Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity. In approximately the year 30 AD he was crucified. Christians believe he was resurrected three days later.

Trivia

Like God, He too has five fingers on each hand, unlike the rest of the characters in The Simpsons universe who have four.
- However Jesus is shown with only four fingers on each hand in "Clown in the Dumps" when he appears in the last second before the end credits.

Gallery

Appearances

Episode – "Homer Loves Flanders" (mentioned)
Episode – "Marge Be Not Proud" (mentioned)
Episode – "Burns, Baby Burns" (mentioned)
Episode – "Bart After Dark" (mentioned)
Episode – "Hurricane Neddy" (mentioned)
Episode – "My Sister, My Sitter" (mentioned)
Episode – "In Marge We Trust" (mentioned)
Episode – "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" (mentioned)
Episode – "The Last Temptation of Krust" (mentioned)
Episode – "Simpsons Bible Stories" (mentioned)
Episode – "Little Big Mom" (mentioned)
Episode – "Missionary: Impossible" (mentioned)
Episode – "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" (Gif)
Episode – "Hungry, Hungry Homer" (mentioned)
Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" (mentioned)
Episode – "The Great Louse Detective" (mentioned)
Episode – "A Star Is Born-Again" (mentioned)
Episode – "Old Yeller Belly" (mentioned)
Episode – "The Bart of War" (mentioned)
Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" (mentioned)
Episode – "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" (mentioned)
Episode – "Fraudcast News" (mentioned)
Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl"
Episode – "Mobile Homer"
Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" (portrayed by Bart)
Episode – "Thank God It's Doomsday"
Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
Episode – "The Burns and the Bees" (Mentioned in Chalkboard Gag)
Episode – "Replaceable You"
Episode – "Pulpit Friction" (photo)
Episode – "Clown in the Dumps"
Episode – "Sky Police" (mentioned)
Episode – "I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
Episode – "Orange is the New Yellow"
Episode – "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
Episode – "Singin' In The Lane"
Episode – "Frink Gets Testy"
Episode – "Bart's Not Dead"
Episode – "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
– The Simpsons Movie (mentioned)
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Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Citations

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[1] "Thank God It's Doomsday"

[2] "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star

[3] "Clown in the Dumps"

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 {{Character
 |name = Jesus Christ (of Nazareth)
-|image = [[File:Jesus.jpg|250px]]
+|image = Jesus Christ.png
 |sex = {{Male}}
-|status = {{Deceased}}
+|status = {{Alive}} Forever (formerly deceased)
+|alias = Jebus <small>(By [[Homer Simpson|Homer]])</small>
-|hair = Brown (Blonde as a baby)
-|age = 30 (at death)<br>2015 (now)
+|hair = Brown (Blond as a baby)
-|job = Previously a carpenter
+|job = Carpenter (previously)
-|relatives = '''Father:''' [[God]] <br> '''Mother:''' [[Mary (mother of Jesus)|Mary]]  <br>'''Stepfather:''' [[Saint Joseph|Joseph]]
+|relatives = '''Father:''' [[God]] <br> '''Mother:''' [[Mary (mother of Jesus)|Mary]]  <br>'''Foster-father:''' [[Saint Joseph|Joseph]]
-|appearance = "[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"
+|appearance = "[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"
-|voiced by =
+|voiced by = [[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]
+}}'''Jesus Christ (of Nazareth)''' is the son of [[God]] and [[Mary (mother of Jesus)|Mary]].
-}}
+==Biography==
-'''Jesus Christ (of Nazareth)''' is the son of [[God]] and [[Mary (mother of Jesus)|Mary]].
+[[God]] told [[Homer]] about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to Him, but He's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on His face. He seemed traumatized and depressed.<ref>"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"</ref> When Homer and Bart became Catholic, Marge dreamt of Catholic heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air. He was in Ned Flanders' vision telling him to kill everyone as Ned hallucinated from toxic fumes.<ref>"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]</ref> Jesus turned water into a bloody mary drink for [[Rodney Dangerfield (character)|Rodney Dangerfield]] in the super V.I.P. section of heaven. <ref> "[[Clown in the Dumps]]"</ref>
-== Biography ==
+==Behind the Laughter==
+Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity. In approximately the year 30 AD he was crucified. Christians believe he was resurrected three days later.
-[[God]] told [[Homer]] about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to Him, but He's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on His face. He seemed traumatized and depressed.<ref>"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"</ref> When Homer and Bart became Catholic , Marge dreamt of Catholic heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air.  He was in Ned Flanders' vision telling him to kill everyone as Ned hallucinated from toxic fumes.<ref>"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]</ref> Jesus turned water into a bloody mary drink for  [[Rodney Dangerfield (character)|Rodney Dangerfield]]  in the super V.I.P. section of heaven. <ref> "[[Clown in the Dumps]]"</ref>
+==Trivia==
-== Behind the Laughter ==
+* Like [[God]], He too has five fingers on each hand, unlike the rest of the characters in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' universe who have four.
-Jesus Christ is a prominent figure in Christianity. Christians believe that in approximately the year 30 AD he was crucified but resurrected three days later and ascended to heaven.
+**However Jesus is shown with only four fingers on each hand in "[[Clown in the Dumps]]" when he appears in the last second before the end credits.
-== Trivia ==
-* Like [[God]], He too has four fingers and a thumb on each hand, unlike the rest of the characters in [[The Simpsons]] universe who have three.
-* However Jesus is shown with only three fingers on each hand in "[[Clown in the Dumps]]" when he appears in the last second before the end credits.
 ==Gallery==
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 Dancing_Jesus.jpg|Page with dancing Jesus
 Kid 001 1 0001.jpg|Bart as Baby Jesus
-Clown in the dumps -00147.jpg| Jesus with [[Rodney Dangerfield (character)|Rodney Dangerfield]]
+Clown in the dumps -00147.jpg|Jesus with [[Rodney Dangerfield (character)|Rodney Dangerfield]].
+S29e06 (63).PNG
+S29e07 2 (26).PNG|High Five with Ned
+Jesus.jpg
+J. Rigellian Christ.png|J. Rigellian Christ
 </gallery>
-== Appearances ==
+==Appearances==
+{{Scroll|
-{{Incomplete}}
-*{{Ep|Simpsons Bible Stories}}
+*{{Ep|Homer Loves Flanders|(mentioned)}}
-*{{Ep|Missionary: Impossible|(Mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Marge Be Not Proud|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Burns, Baby Burns|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Bart After Dark|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Hurricane Neddy|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|My Sister, My Sitter|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|In Marge We Trust|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Simpsons Bible Stories|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Little Big Mom|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Missionary: Impossible|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes|(Gif)}}
+*{{Ep|Hungry, Hungry Homer|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|I'm Goin' to Praiseland|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|The Great Louse Detective|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|A Star Is Born-Again|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Old Yeller Belly|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|The Bart of War|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|'Tis the Fifteenth Season|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Fraudcast News|(mentioned)}}
 *{{Ep|She Used to Be My Girl}}
 *{{Ep|Mobile Homer}}
-*{{ep|Simpson Christmas Stories|(Baby)}}
+*{{ep|Simpsons Christmas Stories|(portrayed by Bart)}}
 *{{Ep|Thank God It's Doomsday}}
 *{{Ep|The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star}}
+*{{Ep|The Burns and the Bees|(Mentioned in Chalkboard Gag)}}
 *{{Ep|Replaceable You}}
-*{{Ep|Pulpit Friction|(Picture only)}}
+*{{Ep|Pulpit Friction|(photo)}}
 *{{Ep|Clown in the Dumps}}
-*{{Ep|Sky Police|(Mentioned)}}
+*{{Ep|Sky Police|(mentioned)}}
 *{{Ep|I Won't Be Home for Christmas}}
+*{{Ep|Orange is the New Yellow}}
+*{{Ep|The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be}}
+*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}}
+*{{Ep|Singin' In The Lane}}
+*{{Ep|Frink Gets Testy}}
+*{{Ep|Bart's Not Dead}}
+*{{Ep|Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?}}
+*{{Mov|(mentioned)}}
+*{{Game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}}}
-== Citations ==
+==Citations==
 {{Reflist}}
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