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Johnathan "John" Herbert, better known as Herbert the Pervert is a character from Family Guy. He made a cameo appearance in the episode The Simpsons Guy. Herbert is a creepy, lonely gay pedophile and ephebophile who lives on Spooner Street in a house all alone, with no one else, but an elderly, crippled dog named Jesse. Herbert kidnaps and molests preadolescent and adolescent boys between the ages of 8 and 19 (And is sneaky enough to stay off the radar of the police). The main boy that he stalks is Chris Griffin, who is oblivious enough to believe that Herbert is a good friend of his.
Biography[]
In the episode The Simpsons Guy, Family Guy characters were sitting next to The Simpsons characters for being rip offs of them. John Herbert was sitting next to Otto Mann, the school bus driver. According to the DVD commentary for "To Love and Die in Dixie", Herbert was originally going to be a creepy bus driver that Chris was afraid to go near.
Appearance[]
Herbert the Pervert is a wrinkly, old man with a weird shaped head. His head is bald and only has gray hair on the sides, with a few inconsistent strands coming out from the scalp. He has three old man circles in his scalp, just above some eyebrow wrinkles above his eyes. His eyebrows are gray and bushy and his nose is droopy. He has weird, crooked, inconsistent teeth, scattered about his big mouth and he has a slightly butt-shaped chin. His neck is very flabby and has a bunch of loose skin rolls on it. He wears a light blue bath robe and a white undershirt. He also wears white pants in the same color as his shirt. He has brown slippers. He also walks with a gray walker. He has a very soft, high pitched voice, that whistles whenever he makes the "S" sound.
Personality[]
Herbert the Pervert is a creepy, perverted old man, who lives with his dog Jesse in a house. He does absolutely nothing with his life, because he has no job, and no known family, although he is known to attend church sometimes. He used to be a war veteran who became a prisoner of war by the Krillsnacht because they thought he was gay (he had pictures of little boys in his wallet).. He never gets caught for what he does, because he's very sneaky and shifty, and knows how to get around the rules. He also seems to get around the rules without care, because he doesn't see the police as any conflict at all. He seems to be a generally happy and blissful guy, who is totally happy with his entire life, revolving around being a creepy old molester who rapes kids and teens.