Johnny Tightlips

“I ain't sayin' nothin'!”

―Johnny's catchphrase

“Tell him to suck a lemon.”

―Johnny's quote

“YOU are a hybrid; Half idiot, half moron.”

―Johnny, to Louie after the latter asked to try out a car hybrid at the Lexus dealership

Johnny Tightlips, also known by his legal name, Jonathan Schmallippe,^[1] (Born Giovanni Silencio^[2]) is a frequently appearing mobster and an associate of his old boss Fat Tony, as well as his current boss, Fit-Fat Tony.

Profile

Johnny is presumably in his 30s, and he works for the D'Amico Crime Family.

He has a grandmother (Who he affectionately calls "Granny") and mother. Although in "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge,” when Fat Tony asked Johnny how his mother is, he reticently exclaims and then says “Oo-whee, who says I have a mother?".

Appearance

Johnny has short black wavy hair that is receding, thick black eyebrows, shifty eyes, and wears a purple suit, a pale purple shirt with dark purple pinstripes, a light purple necktie, purple pants, and dark purple shoes. In "Insane Clown Poppy" and "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge,” Johnny's skin color had a darker shade of yellow, then starting in Season 14, his skin is instead a normal yellow coloration. Also, the pinstripe linings on his shirt, his shirt’s sleeve rims underneath his suit’s sleeve rims, and even his eyebrows sometimes disappear and reappear in different shots in some episodes.

Personality

Johnny is obviously very stoic and anti-social. He’s shown to be more focused on the mafia’s functioning in recent episodes.^[3]^[4] Fit-Fat Tony even complained once that he’s not really good at reading emotions.^[3]

Even in his cameo appearance in "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh,” he is seen attending with his unnamed infant daughter, alongside Frankie the Squealer and his unnamed infant son, the same Daddy and Me class (A class for fathers and their babies) that Homer Simpson attended with Maggie Simpson, revealing that he and Frankie, like Fat Tony with Michael D'Amico, (As well as Legs and Louie with Calves and Louie Jr. respectively in the comics) are fathers as well. It was even hinted from his experience with his daughter in "A Made Maggie" that he does have a soft side for baby and child stuff when he was helping Fit-Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie open the Bambino Depot at the Springfield Mall when he secretly showed a soft side towards a teddy bear while smiling tenderly at it, only to quickly cast it aside gently and resuming his tough guy role.

History

Johnny first appeared in "Insane Clown Poppy,” where he is at a mafia meeting. Later in the episode, he gets shot. When Louie asks him questions out of concern for him, he dodges them automatically.

His second appearance is in “Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge,” where he and his three other goons (Whom Fat Tony referred to as "[His] Joisey [Jersey] muscle.") go with Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie to the Simpsons’ house in an attempt to kill Homer out of revenge for his business, SpringShield, busting Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie for trying to illegally sell some ferrets disguised as toy poodles. Homer is then supported by a mysterious sniper, (Secretly revealed to be Maggie saving Homer from the mafia's wrath) Fat Tony asks Johnny if he can see the said mysterious sniper, resulting Johnny to just say that "[He] see[s] a lotta things." They all get shot by Maggie, which they didn’t know, and then, offscreen, arrested by Chief Wiggum, who got his job as a police chief back after Homer decides to quit and end SpringShield due to him almost getting killed by the mafia for it.

The only time he ever got emotional was in "Moe Baby Blues" when he broke down crying along with Fat Tony's gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League upon being touched by Maggie's innocence that Moe Szyslak pointed out when the latter saved her from an "Italian-American-Mexican Standoff" at Luigi's by pointing out how her innocence changed his life before.

In "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer," he, while visiting an unconscious recuperating Fat Tony at the hospital after their rival mobsters, the Calabresis, shot him down with some non-fatal gunshot wounds, actually showed some concern for Fat Tony, admitting that if the Calabresis aren't taken care of, they will put the unconscious recuperating Fat Tony, who is going through a "Morphine mambo," in a "Dirt nap." He then later casually comforted Fat Tony’s son, Michael, by encouraging him to temporally take his father's place as the mafia’s don until Fat Tony is better. He then, a few seconds later, also, in bitter annoyance, described to Louie in his face that he is a "Hybrid; Half idiot, half moron.", when Louie asked about going to try out a new car hybrid at the Lexus dealership on the way back to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club.

In "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh," it’s revealed that, upon learning from Wiggum that Batman will be at his son, Ralph Wiggum’s, birthday party, Johnny, along with Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie, is terrified of Batman, admitting that "[He] ain’t messing with no caped crusader!”, due to the fact that Batman would beat a villain up for a confession.

In their brief cameo in "Rednecks and Broomsticks," Frankie admitted that Johnny has a bad back while Johnny, Legs, and Louie were forcing Frankie to dig his own grave in the woods when Johnny suggested that he, himself, will dig Frankie's grave for him in a threatening way.

In "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting," upon finding out that Bart Simpson had helped successfully impregnated Fit-Fat Tony’s horse with an unborn male foal with Homer’s help within 24 hours upon the two's abduction by the mafia, despite Louie happily and cluelessly pointing out how happy Johnny is at the good news, he is, deep down, pleased with the rest of the mafia who happily responded to those good news, yet he was the only one who didn't actually smile on the outside.

Homer even mentioned to Dan Gillick, in order to "Convince" the latter to spare Johnny and the mafia members he was ordered to "Rub out" by Fit-Fat Tony, that Johnny digs wells while, at his spare times, vacationing in Darfur, indicating that Johnny, despite being a criminal mobster, also shows an altruistic side at times when it comes to charity work. (Although Dan had already asked Homer to stop him from killing Johnny and the other mobsters) ("Penny-Wiseguys")

Although very reticent and laconic, and at times altruistic, that doesn't mean he isn't treacherous, as Fit-Fat Tony learned the hard way when Johnny framed Fit-Fat Tony for pickpocketing wallets and set Fit-Fat Tony up into walking into a warehouse storing them, and what gave him the confidence to betray Fit-Fat Tony by framing him and becoming the new boss is taking some Paxil, which is also his confidence-boosting medication. But after Fit-Fat Tony cleared his name and exposed Johnny as the real wallet pickpocket with the police's help, Johnny was then arrested after he accidentally almost killed Homer by accidentally shooting him in his rear when Johnny meant to shoot Fit-Fat Tony. Afterwards, Johnny, for unknown reasons, ended up being reaccepted back as Fit-Fat Tony's capo again after being released from jail. (Probably because Fit-Fat Tony admitted earlier in the same episode that he trusts Johnny, and he, offscreen, probably decided, along with the other mafia members who also reaccepted Fit-Fat Tony as their boss again, to forgive Johnny for his actions against Fit-Fat Tony) (“The Fat Blue Line”)

In his cameo appearance in "Diary Queen," when Louie asked Fit-Fat Tony if he, Legs, and Johnny can kill Bart and Milhouse Van Houten upon spotting them seeing them dump Frankie’s body into the river, Fit-Fat Tony told them no because they don't kill nosy children unless they are 18 years old or over. Also just before that moment, Frankie shouts to his fellow mafia members that he isn't dead, resulting Johnny to pull his gun out and shoot at Frankie when Frankie attempted to swim away after shouting to the mafia members.

In "A Made Maggie," Johnny attempted to betray Fit-Fat Tony again by killing him out of jealousy when he noticed how soft his boss has become to Maggie, as well as spending more time with her and her family instead of the mafia, ever since Fit-Fat Tony became her godfather under Homer's request by Marge Simpson’s request. There, Johnny makes a deal with Don Castellaneta and his mafia to get rid of Fit-Fat Tony at the "Itchy and Scratchy's Christmas on Ice" presentation, and even attempted to bribe Legs and Louie into helping him out on this. However, Legs and Louie, in the end, end up saving Fit-Fat Tony from that fate instead by restraining Johnny on the ice rink, both of them admitting that Fit-Fat Tony is considered their "Cousin," and Fit-Fat Tony ends up punishing Johnny for attempted second betrayal by punching him right in front of Maggie and her family, resulting the Simpsons and Fit-Fat Tony to decide that Fit-Fat Tony would be better off not being Maggie's godfather that Marge wanted.

Speech

Laconic Johnny, at times, says very little, which spares him from accusations of being a "Squealer,” (Being the only other suspect besides the more obvious Frankie the Squealer) but his reticence tends to be unhelpful to himself and/or others. When Homer and Krusty the Clown are caught by Fat Tony trying to steal several violin cases containing tommy guns (They were actually trying to take back a violin belonging to Krusty's daughter) during a mafia summit at his mansion, a shootout ensues and Johnny gets shot. When Louie asked him in concern where he is injured, he says, "I ain't sayin' nothin'!". When Louie asked in concern again on what he, himself, will tell the doctor, he says, "Tell him to suck a lemon."

He has, however, elaborated sometimes. First example, he did explain to Homer, when Fat Tony explained to Homer that there was a way to settle his debt, (Via using his house as a movie set for an adult film) that the title is Lemony Lick-It's A Series of Horny Events.^[5]

Even in "Moe Baby Blues," when Louie was worried about killing his mother because she makes good pasta sauce, Johnny points out that it comes from a can, resulting Louie to rebuke his worries by saying, "She's a corpse."

He also revealed to Louie that Fat Tony "[Has] got a thing for the Ya-Yas." when Louie complained to him in question about why they have to watch The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood on the mafia's private jet, easily indicating that Fat Tony likes that film and it moves him to tears literally. ("Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington")

He speaks occasionally in "22 For 30," even revealing he has his grandmother, whom he affectionately calls "Granny," when he sees his Black Lincoln Continental with a license plate number that reads "ZERO2SAY" being towed away from a no parking area with her inside it while he's at the La Coffee Nostra Cafe.

Non-Canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed.

Episodes

Johnny was seen watching a beauty show on TV with Louie in "Uncut Femmes" while Fit-Fat Tony watched over Ralph while Homer and Wiggum were searching for Marge and Sarah Wiggum after their wives got kidnapped.

In "A Serious Flanders: Part One," he and the rest of Fit-Fat Tony's gang tried to threaten Kostas Becker to leave Springfield at Krusty Burger, but Kostas attacks them, killing him alongside the murdered Mr. Burns, Fit-Fat Tony, Legs, Louie, and Disco Stu.

Games

In The Simpsons: Tapped Out, Fat Tony puts Johnny in charge of Plato's Republic Casino. (In Johnny’s quest “Casinofellas”) He has to beat up Moe for allegedly paying minors to play online poker. Johnny gets caught by Wiggum. He later gets his cousin, Joey Cantmakeapizza, to be hired at Fat Tony’s pizza parlor. After the online casino gets closed, Fat Tony has Johnny in charge of moderating the casino’s page on SpringFace.

Behind the Laughter

Creation

Johnny is a reference to Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, who was shot down in the real life St. Valentine's Day Massacre in Chicago and repeatedly replied, "Nobody shot me.", before dying at a local Chicago hospital.

On the audio commentary for “Insane Clown Poppy,” it was discussed that the original name for him would be "Tightlips Johnny."

Trivia

He is called the Goons in The Simpsons Arcade Game.
The character’s nickname is a reference to the Omertà. (Mafia code of Ethics)
Fat Tony called him "[His] Joisey [Jersey] muscle."^[6]
His birth name "Silencio" is a misspelling of the Italian word "Silenzio," which means "Silence." ("Silencio" is the Spanish/Portuguese spelling) Even his legal last name "Schmallippe" means "Narrow lip" in German, indicating that he might also be of German heritage besides his native Italian heritage.

Appearances

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Season 32

Episode – "I, Carumbus" (Non-speaking cameo; As his Roman ancestor)
Episode – "Diary Queen"
Episode – "Uncut Femmes"

Season 33

Episode – "A Serious Flanders: Part One" (Non-canon death)
Episode – "A Made Maggie"
N/A

Season 34

Episode – "Habeus Tortoise"
N/A

Movies

– The Simpsons Movie

Video Games

Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Comic Books

Comic book – Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment
Comic book – Simpsons World: The Ultimate Episode Guide, Seasons 1-20
Comic book – D'oh-lice Academy

The Simpsons: Season Twelve
"Treehouse of Horror XI":	"A Tale of Two Springfields":	"Insane Clown Poppy":	"Lisa the Tree Hugger":	"Homer vs. Dignity":
Absent	Absent	Major	Absent	Absent
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes":	"The Great Money Caper":	"Skinner's Sense of Snow":	"HOMЯ":	"Pokey Mom":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Worst Episode Ever":	"Tennis the Menace":	"Day of the Jackanapes":	"New Kids on the Blecch":	"Hungry, Hungry Homer":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bye Bye Nerdie":	"Simpson Safari":	"Trilogy of Error":	"I'm Goin' to Praiseland":	"Children of a Lesser Clod":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Simpsons Tall Tales":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirteen
"Treehouse of Horror XII":	"The Parent Rap":	"Homer the Moe":	"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love":	"The Blunder Years":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"She of Little Faith":	"Brawl in the Family":	"Sweets and Sour Marge":	"Jaws Wired Shut":	"Half-Decent Proposal":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Bart Wants What it Wants":	"The Lastest Gun in the West":	"The Old Man and the Key":	"Tales from the Public Domain":	"Blame it on Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Weekend at Burnsie's":	"Gump Roast":	"I Am Furious (Yellow)":	"The Sweet Taste of Justice":	"Little Girl in the Big Ten":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Frying Game":	"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge":
Absent	Major

The Simpsons: Season Fourteen
"Treehouse of Horror XIII":	"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation":	"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade":	"Large Marge":	"Helter Shelter":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Great Louse Detective":	"Special Edna":	"The Dad Who Knew Too Little":	"The Strong Arms of the Ma":	"Pray Anything":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Barting Over":	"I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":	"A Star is Born-Again":	"Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington":	"C.E. D'oh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo
"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky":	"Three Gays of the Condo":	"Dude, Where's My Ranch?":	"Old Yeller-Belly":	"Brake My Wife, Please":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Bart of War":	"Moe Baby Blues":
Absent	Major

The Simpsons: Season Fifteen
"Treehouse of Horror XIV":	"My Mother the Carjacker":	"The President Wore Pearls":	"The Regina Monologues":	"The Fat and the Furriest":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Today, I Am a Clown":	"'Tis the Fifteenth Season":	"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays":	"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot":	"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Margical History Tour":	"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore":	"Smart and Smarter":	"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner":	"Co-Dependent's Day":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Wandering Juvie":	"My Big Fat Geek Wedding":	"Catch 'Em if You Can":	"Simple Simpson":	"The Way We Weren't":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart-Mangled Banner":	"Fraudcast News":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Sixteen
"Treehouse of Horror XV":	"All's Fair in Oven War":	"Sleeping with the Enemy":	"She Used to Be My Girl":	"Fat Man and Little Boy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Midnight Rx":	"Mommie Beerest":	"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass":	"Pranksta Rap":	"There's Something About Marrying":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister":	"Goo Goo Gai Pan":	"Mobile Homer":	"The Seven-Beer Snitch":	"Future-Drama":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Don't Fear the Roofer":	"The Heartbroke Kid":	"A Star is Torn":	"Thank God It's Doomsday":	"Home Away from Homer":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star":
Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Seventeen
"The Bonfire of the Manatees":	"The Girl Who Slept Too Little":	"Milhouse of Sand and Fog":	"Treehouse of Horror XVI":	"Marge's Son Poisoning":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"See Homer Run":	"The Last of the Red Hat Mamas":	"The Italian Bob":	"Simpsons Christmas Stories":	"Homer's Paternity Coot":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"We're on the Road to D'oh-where":	"My Fair Laddy":	"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story":	"Bart Has Two Mommies":	"Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Million-Dollar Abie":	"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore":	"The Wettest Stories Ever Told":	"Girls Just Want to Have Sums":	"Regarding Margie":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Monkey Suit":	"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Eighteen
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer":	"Jazzy and the Pussycats":	"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em":	"Treehouse of Horror XVII":	"G.I. D'oh":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Moe'N'a Lisa":	"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)":	"The Haw-Hawed Couple":	"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II":	"The Wife Aquatic":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times":	"Little Big Girl":	"Springfield Up":	"Yokel Chords":	"Rome-Old and Julie-Eh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Homerazzi":	"Marge Gamer":	"The Boys of Bummer":	"Crook and Ladder":	"Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"24 Minutes":	"You Kent Always Say What You Want":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nineteen
"He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs":	"The Homer of Seville":	"Midnight Towboy":	"I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings":	"Treehouse of Horror XVIII":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Little Orphan Millie":	"Husbands and Knives":	"Funeral for a Fiend":	"Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind":	"E. Pluribus Wiggum":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"That '90s Show":	"Love, Springfieldian Style":	"The Debarted":	"Dial "N" for Nerder":	"Smoke on the Daughter":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Papa Don't Leech":	"Apocalypse Cow":	"Any Given Sundance":	"Mona Leaves-a":	"All About Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty
"Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes":	"Lost Verizon":	"Double, Double, Boy in Trouble":	"Treehouse of Horror XIX":	"Dangerous Curves":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words":	"Mypods and Boomsticks":	"The Burns and the Bees":	"Lisa the Drama Queen":	"Take My Life, Please":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"How the Test Was Won":	"No Loan Again, Naturally":	"Gone Maggie Gone":	"In the Name of the Grandfather":	"Wedding for Disaster":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe":	"The Good, the Sad and the Drugly":	"Father Knows Worst":	"Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh":	"Four Great Women and a Manicure":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Coming to Homerica":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-One
"Homer the Whopper":	"Bart Gets a 'Z'":	"The Great Wife Hope":	"Treehouse of Horror XX":	"The Devil Wears Nada":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pranks and Greens":	"Rednecks and Broomsticks":	"O Brother, Where Bart Thou?":	"Thursdays with Abie":	"Once Upon a Time in Springfield":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Million Dollar Maybe":	"Boy Meets Curl":	"The Color Yellow":	"Postcards From the Wedge":	"Stealing First Base":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed":	"American History X-cellent":	"Chief of Hearts":	"The Squirt and the Whale":	"To Surveil With Love":
Absent	Absent	Major	Absent	Absent
"Moe Letter Blues":	"The Bob Next Door":	"Judge Me Tender":
Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Two
"Elementary School Musical":	"Loan-a Lisa":	"MoneyBART":	"Treehouse of Horror XXI":	"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Fool Monty":	"How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?":	"The Fight Before Christmas":	"Donnie Fatso":	"Moms I'd Like to Forget":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Flaming Moe":	"Homer the Father":	"The Blue and the Gray":	"Angry Dad: The Movie":	"The Scorpion's Tale":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"A Midsummer's Nice Dream":	"Love is a Many Strangled Thing":	"The Great Simpsina":	"The Real Housewives of Fat Tony":	"Homer Scissorhands":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"500 Keys":	"The Ned-liest Catch":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Three
"The Falcon and the D'ohman":	"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts":	"Treehouse of Horror XXII":	"Replaceable You":	"The Food Wife":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Book Job":	"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants":	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution":	"Holidays of Future Passed":	"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The D'oh-cial Network":	"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches":	"The Daughter Also Rises":	"At Long Last Leave":	"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"How I Wet Your Mother":	"Them, Robot":	"Beware My Cheating Bart":	"A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again":	"The Spy Who Learned Me":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda":	"Lisa Goes Gaga":
Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Four
"Moonshine River":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIII":	"Adventures in Baby-Getting":	"Gone Abie Gone":	"Penny-Wiseguys":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Major
"A Tree Grows in Springfield":	"The Day the Earth Stood Cool":	"To Cur, with Love":	"Homer Goes to Prep School":	"A Test Before Trying":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Changing of the Guardian":	"Love is a Many-Splintered Thing":	"Hardly Kirk-ing":	"Gorgeous Grampa":	"Black-Eyed, Please":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dark Knight Court":	"What Animated Women Want":	"Pulpit Friction":	"Whiskey Business":	"The Fabulous Faker Boy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Saga of Carl":	"Dangers on a Train":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Five
"Homerland":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIV":	"Four Regrettings and a Funeral":	"Yolo":	"Labor Pains":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"The Kid is All Right":	"Yellow Subterfuge":	"White Christmas Blues":	"Steal This Episode":	"Married to the Blob":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Specs and the City":	"Diggs":	"The Man Who Grew Too Much":	"The Winter of His Content":	"The War of Art":
Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee":	"Luca$":	"Days of Future Future":	"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting":	"Brick Like Me":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Pay Pal":	"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Six
"Clown in the Dumps":	"The Wreck of the Relationship":	"Super Franchise Me":	"Treehouse of Horror XXV":	"Opposites A-Frack":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Simpsorama":	"Blazed and Confused":	"Covercraft":	"I Won't Be Home for Christmas":	"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart's New Friend":	"The Musk Who Fell to Earth":	"Walking Big & Tall":	"My Fare Lady":	"The Princess Guide":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Sky Police":	"Waiting for Duffman":	"Peeping Mom":	"The Kids Are All Fight":	"Let's Go Fly a Coot":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bull-E":	"Mathlete's Feat":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Seven
"Every Man's Dream":	"Cue Detective":	"Puffless":	"Halloween of Horror":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVI":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Friend with Benefit":	"Lisa with an 'S'":	"Paths of Glory":	"Barthood":	"The Girl Code":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Teenage Mutant Milk-caused Hurdles":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4":	"Gal of Constant Sorrow":	"Lisa the Veterinarian":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Marge-ian Chronicles":	"The Burns Cage":	"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back":	"Fland Canyon":	"To Courier with Love":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Simprovised":	"Orange is the New Yellow":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Eight
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus":	"Friends and Family":	"The Town":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVII":	"Trust But Clarify":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"There Will Be Buds":	"Havana Wild Weekend":	"Dad Behavior":	"The Last Traction Hero":	"The Nightmare After Krustmas":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pork and Burns":	"The Great Phatsby":	"Fatzcarraldo":	"The Cad and the Hat":	"Kamp Krustier":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"22 For 30":	"A Father's Watch":	"The Caper Chase":	"Looking for Mr. Goodbart":	"Moho House":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dogtown":
Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Nine
"The Serfsons":	"Springfield Splendor":	"Whistler's Father":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII":	"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be":	"Singin' in the Lane":	"Mr. Lisa's Opus":	"Gone Boy":	"Haw-Haw Land":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Frink Gets Testy":	"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't":	"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage":	"Fears of a Clown":	"No Good Read Goes Unpunished":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"King Leer":	"Lisa Gets the Blues":	"Forgive and Regret":	"Left Behind":	"Throw Grampa from the Dane":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Flanders' Ladder":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty
"Bart's Not Dead":	"Heartbreak Hotel":	"My Way or the Highway to Heaven":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIX":	"Baby You Can't Drive My Car":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"From Russia Without Love":	"Werking Mom":	"Krusty the Clown":	"Daddicus Finch":	"'Tis the 30th Season":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Mad About the Toy":	"The Girl on The Bus":	"I'm Dancing As Fat As I Can":	"The Clown Stays in the Picture":	"101 Mitigations":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)":	"E My Sports":	"Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy":	"Girl's in the Band":	"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"D'oh Canada":	"Woo-hoo Dunnit?":	"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion":
Absent	Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-One
"The Winter of Our Monetized Content":	"Go Big or Go Homer":	"The Fat Blue Line":	"Treehouse of Horror XXX":	"Gorillas on the Mast":
Absent	Major	Major	Absent	Absent
"Marge the Lumberjill":	"Livin' La Pura Vida":	"Thanksgiving of Horror":	"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?":	"Bobby, It's Cold Outside":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Hail to the Teeth":	"The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson":	"Frinkcoin":	"Bart the Bad Guy":	"Screenless":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Better Off Ned":	"Highway to Well":	"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby":	"Warrin' Priests (Part One)":	"Warrin' Priests (Part Two)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo
"The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds":	"The Way of the Dog":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-Two
"Undercover Burns":	"I, Carumbus":	"Now Museum, Now You Don't":	"Treehouse of Horror XXXI":	"The 7 Beer Itch":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Podcast News":	"Three Dreams Denied":	"The Road to Cincinnati":	"Sorry Not Sorry":	"A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Dad-Feelings Limited":	"Diary Queen":	"Wad Goals":	"Yokel Hero":	"Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Manger Things":	"Uncut Femmes":	"Burger Kings":	"Panic on the Streets of Springfield":	"Mother and Child Reunion":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.":	"The Last Barfighter":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-Three
"The Star of the Backstage":	"Bart's In Jail!":	"Treehouse of Horror XXXII":	"The Wayz We Were":	"Lisa's Belly":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"A Serious Flanders: Part One":	"A Serious Flanders: Part Two":	"Portrait of a Lackey on Fire":	"Mothers and Other Strangers":	"A Made Maggie":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Major
"The Longest Marge":	"Pixelated and Afraid":	"Boyz N the Highlands":	"You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!":	"Bart the Cool Kid":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pretty Whittle Liar":	"The Sound of Bleeding Gums":	"My Octopus and a Teacher":	"Girls Just Shauna Have Fun":	"Marge the Meanie":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Meat Is Murder":	"Poorhouse Rock":
Absent	Cameo

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Citations

↑ Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment
↑ 22 For 30
↑ ^3.0 ^3.1 The Fat Blue Line
↑ A Made Maggie
↑ The Bonfire of the Manatees
↑ Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

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[1] Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment

[2] 22 For 30

[:0-3] 3.0 ^3.1 The Fat Blue Line

[4] A Made Maggie

[5] The Bonfire of the Manatees

[6] Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

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