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Judge Me Tender |
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- Lisa: Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
- Ned Flanders: Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
- Lisa: So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
- Flanders: Yep, that's exactly--[laughs] You almost got me.
- [Fish grows legs, crawls out of the water, and starts breathing air]
- Flanders: Not on my watch. [pushes it back into water]
- Simon Cowell: How do you like LA?
- Moe: It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
- Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
- Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
- Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
- Mr. Burns: He's the meanest man in town.
- Dr. Hibbert: Nasty.
- Sideshow Mel: Uncouth!
- Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney: We hate you!
- Disco Stu: So does Stu! Edit that so it rhymes with something.
- Ralph Wiggum: He's a [says a series of cuss words all beeped out]
| ā Season 20 | Season 21 Quotes | Season 22 āŗ |
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| Homer the Whopper ā¢ Bart Gets a "Z" ā¢ The Great Wife Hope ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XX ā¢ The Devil Wears Nada ā¢ Pranks and Greens ā¢ Rednecks and Broomsticks ā¢ O Brother, Where Bart Thou? ā¢ Thursdays with Abie ā¢ Once Upon a Time in Springfield ā¢ Million Dollar Maybe ā¢ Boy Meets Curl ā¢ The Color Yellow ā¢ Postcards From the Wedge ā¢ Stealing First Base ā¢ The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed ā¢ American History X-cellent ā¢ Chief of Hearts ā¢ The Squirt and the Whale ā¢ To Surveil With Love ā¢ Moe Letter Blues ā¢ The Bob Next Door ā¢ Judge Me Tender | ||