Are you looking for Kearney Zzyzwicz?
| “ | I sleep in a drawer! | „ |
| ~ Kearney Jr.[src] |
Kearney Matthew Zzyzwicz, Jr. is the first son of Kearney.
History[]
He hid his existence from his parents by having him sleep in a drawer at night for some years,[1] but now that both of Kearney's parents are incarcerated - one in an asylum and one in prison - this is probably no longer true.
Kearney seems to be very fond of his son, having won custody after divorcing his wife, and now seems to want to teach his son to be just like him. Kearney Jr. may well be smarter than his father, as he grasps that Santa doesn't exist, and episodes taking place in the future show suggest that he's going to graduate before his father too.
Kearney Jr. was also seen sitting on Gil, (who was dressed as a Santa Claus)'s lap.[2]
Appearances[]
Most of his appearances are brief, background roles, for jokes that highlight that Kearney Sr is a father. The episodes where he had a role are in bold.
Episode – "A Milhouse Divided" - Episode – "Insane Clown Poppy"
- Episode – "Skinner's Sense of Snow" (Mentioned)
Episode – "The Regina Monologues" - Episode – "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2"
- Episode – "The Burns and the Bees" (Mentioned)
- Comic book – Spree For All (Mentioned by Kearney)
- Episode – "Steal This Episode" (at Homer's theatre)
- Episode – "Covercraft" (Town Square)
- Episode – "Barthood" (Milhouse's Graduation)
- Episode – "Go Big or Go Homer" (at Department Store)
- Episode – "Bobby, It's Cold Outside"
- Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (in couch gag)
| The Simpsons: Season Eight | ||||
| "Treehouse of Horror VII": | "You Only Move Twice": | "The Homer They Fall": | "Burns, Baby Burns": | "Bart After Dark": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "A Milhouse Divided": | "Lisa's Date with Density": | "Hurricane Neddy": | "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)": | "The Springfield Files": |
| Minor | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson": | "Mountain of Madness": | "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious": | "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show": | "Homer's Phobia": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Brother from Another Series": | "My Sister, My Sitter": | "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment": | "Grade School Confidential": | "The Canine Mutiny": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "The Old Man and the Lisa": | "In Marge We Trust": | "Homer's Enemy": | "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase": | "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |