Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
Kill the Alligator and Run
Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Plant Counselor: What you need is a good, long rest. I suggest Florida.
Homer: Florida? But that's America's wang!
Plant Couneselor: They prefer the Sunshine State.

Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
Jewel on her palm begins to flash
Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
A large man hauls Sepulveda away
Sepulveda: {grunts}
Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
Cieneta: What up chew-toys? Cienega here tightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh monkeys.

Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies are paying me to look the other way. But for the rest of the year, I am a real hardass.

Judge: Well, it looks like you folks are free to go, but don't you ever set foot in the state of Florida again.
Homer: Fine then. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.
(Changes scenes. The Simpsons are looking at a map of the USA with X's on most states.)
Marge: Well, we're still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.
Homer: Arizona smells funny.
Marge: (Groans and crosses it off)
Lisa: North Dakota, here we come!

Marge: Homer, no! You'll kill us all.
Homer: Or die trying!

Roger Evans: The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday. The solution? A snappy banner. Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne, and six drafts later, I had myself a party.
Homer: You see? Gibberish, all gibberish.

Homer: (to Lenny and Carl) Okay, last question. Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?
Lenny: Oh! The little rat-faced one.
Carl: No, no, Nick! He's so good to his mother.
Homer: According to this, you're both idiots.
Lenny: Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?

Lisa: Mom, Bart's sitting next to me!
Bart: Mom, Lisa's growing!

[As Homer is watching "Charlie Rose" late at night]
Charlie Rose: We're back with legendary producer Robert Evans. Now, before you did "The Godfather," there was "Love Story." Tell us about that.
Robert Evans: Ah, "Love Story." The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? Heh, heh, you'd better believe they weren't. But once that tear-jerker hit John Q. Popcorn, it was boffo-boo-boo box office all the way. (chuckles)
Charlie Rose: And the critics loved it, too. I remember Vincent Canby said, "I'm going to kill you, Homer. You are so dead."
(Homer screams)

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