Kwik-E-Mart President

The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

Kwik-E-Mart President
Gender/Sex	‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Male ♂ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
Status	‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Alive ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
AKA	"The Master"
Hair Color	White
Occupation	Kwik-E-Mart Central Office President and CEO
First episode appearance	"Homer and Apu"
Portrayed by	Harry Shearer

The Kwik-E-Mart President or Head of the Kwik-E-Mart is the "benevolent" Indian President and CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart franchise. He is also the head of Stop-O-Mart in Ohio.

History

He runs the first ever Kwik-E-Mart store in the Himalayas, a location Homer points out is not very convenient. Apu travels to see him with Homer, as he is the only person with the authority to get Apu his job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. A guru who sits cross-legged drinking a Squishee, the President knows all, except the combination to the safe. He permits visitors three questions, of which Apu only needs one. Unfortunately, Homer wastes all three questions by asking "Are you really the Head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" and following up with "Really?", and "You?". The response to each one is "Yes." The President hopes their visit has been informative and, much to Apu's dismay, asks them to leave and "come again".

Trivia

He is called The Master in Tapped Out

Appearance

• Episode – "Homer and Apu"
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out (as "The Master")