Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
Large Marge
Helter Shelter

Marge:Hey boys, look at these guzumbos!
Krusty:That's it, Guzumbos!

Milhouse: Sweet Valley High!

Lisa: Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring.
Homer: Oh, right can you hold it?
Lisa: This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
Homer: My real ring's inside a turtle.

Radio Announcer: You're listening to Radio Disney. Your favorite songs rewritten for babies.
Baha Men: (to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out") Who left the milk out?
Marge: (sings along) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dad left the milk out! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Homer: Why would I want Purina when I've got Fancy Feast right here?
Marge: That doesn't sound very reassuring.

Milhouse: Teletubbies get away with more than this!

Krusty: [to Stampy] Hey, elephant, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants!

Lisa: (seeing Marge with the breast implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

[When Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie are prepared to shoot Stampy]
Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
Lou: You mean the trunk?
Chief Wiggum: Easy there college boy.

Bart: (singing) I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out!
Homer: Shut up, boy.
Bart: I don't get a song? Mom got a song!
Homer: With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.

Marge: Hey, cops! Check out this all-points bulletin! (takes off her top and flashes the crowd)
Krusty: (looks at Marge's implants) Whoa! Look at those magumbos!

Marge: Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?
Manjula: Yes, thank you!
Marge: I'm worried Homer might do the same thing. What would make a husband lose interest like that?
Manjula: What I do now, I do as your dearest friend.
[Manjula squeezes Marge's stomach]
Marge: Look at this fat! Look at it!
Marge: Oh my God! Is that me?
Manjula: Most assurely, yes.

Bart: Hi, Krusty.
Krusty: How did you get in here?
Bart: The doorman died.
Krusty: Oh, no! He was my agent!
Bart: Look, I've got a plan that can make the world fall in love with Krusty the Clown again.
Krusty: It's too late. I've given up.

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