Changes: Large Marge/Quotes

Revision as of 14:59, 7 January 2011

Milhouse: Sweet Valley High!

Lisa: Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring.

Homer: Oh, right can you hold it?

Lisa: This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.

Homer: My real ring's inside a turtle.

Radio Announcer: You're listening to Radio Disney. Your favorite songs rewritten for babies.

Baha Men (to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"): Who let the milk out?

Marge: (sings along) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dad left the milk out! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Homer: Why would I want Purina when I've got Fancy Feast right here?

Marge: That doesn't sound very reassuring.

Milhouse: Teletubbies get away with more than this!

Krusty [to Stampy]: Hey, elephant, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants!

Lisa: (seeing Marge with the breast implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

[When Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie are prepared to shoot Stampy]

Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.

Lou: You mean the trunk?

Chief Wiggum: Easy there, college boy.

Bart (singing): I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out!

Homer: Shut up, boy.

Bart: I don't get a song? Mom got a song!

Homer: With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.

Marge: Hey, cops! Check out this all points bulletin! (takes off her top and flashes the crowd)

Krusty: (looks at Marge's implants) Whoa! Look at those mugumbos!

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+:'''Milhouse''': Sweet Valley High!
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-|episode=Large Marge
+:'''Lisa''': Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring.
-}}
+:'''Homer''': Oh, right can you hold it?
-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade|Helter Shelter|Large Marge}}
+:'''Lisa''': This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
-'''Doctor:''' "Great Ceaucescu's ghost!"
+:'''Homer''': My real ring's inside a turtle.
+----
+:'''Radio Announcer''': You're listening to Radio Disney. Your favorite songs rewritten for babies.
-{{Season 14 Q}}
+:'''Baha Men''' (to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"): Who let the milk out?
+:'''Marge''': (sings along) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dad left the milk out! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
+----
+:'''Homer''': Why would I want Purina when I've got Fancy Feast right here?
+:'''Marge''': That doesn't sound very reassuring.
+----
+:'''Milhouse''': Teletubbies get away with more than this!
+----
+:'''Krusty''' [to Stampy]: Hey, elephant, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo?
+----
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants!
+----
+:'''Lisa''': (seeing Marge with the breast implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!
+----
+:[When Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie are prepared to shoot Stampy]
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
+:'''Lou''': You mean the trunk?
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Easy there, college boy.
+----
+:'''Bart''' (singing): I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out!
+:'''Homer''': Shut up, boy.
+:'''Bart''': I don't get a song? Mom got a song!
+:'''Homer''': With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.
+----
+:'''Homer''': I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.
+----
+:'''Marge''': Hey, cops! Check out this all points bulletin! (takes off her top and flashes the crowd)
+:'''Krusty''': (looks at Marge's implants) Whoa! Look at those mugumbos!
+----
+[[Category:Season 14]]
+[[Category:Quotes]]
+[[Category:Real World Articles]]