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Last Tap Dance in Springfield |
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- Vicki Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
- (Lisa smiles.)
- Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!
- Milhouse: The mall?
- Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:
- Homer: (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
- (Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)
- Milhouse: What? What did he say?!
- Kearney: (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
- Homer: Yes, dear.
- (Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.)
- Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!
- Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!
- Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
- Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
- Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
- Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
- Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
- Lisa: Forget it, Dad.
- Vicky: We all do crazy things when we're desperate. I once destroyed Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.
- Lisa: Why?
- Vicky: He knows why.
- Mexican Milhouse: Qué malo, once again I must sugar my own churro.
- Ralph: My daddy shoots people!
- Vicky: I'm ever so pissed!
- Milhouse: I don't want to go home. My grandma's sleeping in my bed and she has skin like a basketball.
- Marge: Well, looks like we got everything for Bart's camping trip: Blair Witch repellent, antler saw, and deep wood Scrabble.
- Marge: Come on, Bart. While your dad gets his glasses, we'll go shop for your trip.
- Bart: [groan] I hate shopping. Just get me a deck of cards and I'll win whatever I need from the other kids.
- Marge: But you need to try things on. Every brand has a different idea of husky.
- Bart: [lies on the floor] I'm in tantrum position. T-minus five, four, three… remembering dead cat for real tears.. [starts sobbing]
- Marge: Fine, you win. I'll do your shopping for you.
- Bart: Tantrum averted ... but now I can't forget the cat! [sobbing]
- Ralph: Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad!
- Marge: I remember Little Vicki Valentine. Her perky smile and dancing brought America right out of the depression.
- Lisa: Well, I think World War II helped a little, Mom.
- Marge: Don't smart mouth, Lisa.
- Milhouse [to Bart]: The mall?
- Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says...
- Homer: [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
- [Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind]
- Milhouse: What? What did he say?!
- Stan [singing to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"]: If you're happy and you know it shop at Stan's. Giant discounts on your favorite major brands.
- Mall Guy [when he and the police see the mess Milhouse and Bart made in the mall]: Oh, my God! Look at this place! How could this happen? Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands, cheese packages poked and repoked.
- Chief Wiggum: Every sign points to one obvious culprit: a giant rat. [Bart and Milhouse look at each other, relieved] You'll have to shut down the mall.
- Mall Guy: On President's Day weekend? Are you crazy?
- Chief Wiggum: Crazy with concern for the public, yes. Now shut this place down before the old folks come in for their morning walk. [Grampa, Agnes, Crazy Old Man, Mrs. Glick, and Jasper want to come in, but Lou takes Crazy Old Man's walker and uses it as a door barricade]
- Lisa: What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?
- Vicki: Well, you're falling a lot. Maybe you should work on that.
- Lisa: Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe I need a little more instruction that just "tappa-tappa-tappa".
- Vicki: Why, back when I was your age, I had 43 movies under my belt, and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would've killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.
- Homer: Hey, we got a postcard from Bart. "Dear Mom and Homer, I'm having fun." Aw, it sounds like he's havin' fun!
- Marge: [takes the postcard] Why does it have a picture of Vitamin Barn?
- Homer: Didn't you ever go to camp? The old Vitamin Barn.
- Professor Frink: Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't help but overhear your nerdly predicament. Maybe I can be of assistance with the dancing and the twisting and the [singing] kung fu fighting. Deedle-deedle dee dee doo.
- Lou: Well, well. Looks like the cat got the rat.
- Chief Wiggum: And that's the end of that ... "tail". [brushes his hands off]
- Eddie: Uh, Chief, should we try and get the mountain lion back in its crate?
- Chief Wiggum: I repeat: [brushes his hands off]
- Professor Frink [to the audience as Lisa's dancing]: Stop the clapping, you'll kill us all!
- Vicky [to Lisa when she's dancing on stage]: Nobody upstages Little Vicky! Hissss!