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Last Tap Dance in Springfield

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

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Vicki Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down! (Lisa smiles) That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

Milhouse: The mall?

Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:

Homer: (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!

(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)

Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Kearney: (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.

Homer: Yes, dear.

(Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high five)

Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!

Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?

Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--

Homer: (interrupts Marge) What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".

Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.

Homer: Oh...oh! Well, now that I look even closer--

Lisa: (interrupts Homer) Forget it, Dad.

Vicky Valentine: We all do crazy things when we're desperate. I once destroyed Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.

Lisa: Why?

Vicky Valentine: He knows why.

Mexican Milhouse: Qué malo, once again I must sugar my own churro.

Ralph Wiggum: My daddy shoots people!

Vicky Valentine: I'm ever so pissed!

Milhouse: I don't want to go home. My grandma's sleeping in my bed and she has skin like a basketball.

Marge: Well, looks like we got everything for Bart's camping trip: Blair Witch repellent, antler saw, and deep wood Scrabble.

Marge: Come on, Bart. While your dad gets his glasses, we'll go shop for your trip.

Bart: Oh, I hate shopping. Just get me a deck of cards and I'll win whatever I need from the other kids.

Marge: But you need to try things on. Every brand has a different idea of husky.

Bart: (lies on the floor) I'm in tantrum position. T-minus five, four, three…remembering dead cat for real tears, and... (starts sobbing)

Marge: Fine, you win. I'll do your shopping for you.

Bart: Tantrum averted. But now I can't forget the cat! (sobbing)

(While Homer is having his eye exam at Eye Caramba)

Eye doctor: Now read the first line.

Homer: I...ate...pee-pee.

Bart: (laughs)

Homer: Why, you little! (strangles Bart)

Eye doctor: (changes lens from a bad lens to a worse lens on the phoropter) Better or worse?

Homer: (while strangling Bart and looking through the phoropter) Worse!

Eye doctor: (changes lens from the worse lens to a sharper lens on the phoropter) Better or worse?

Homer: (while strangling Bart) Much...better!

Bart: Dad!

Ralph: Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad!

Marge: I remember Little Vicki Valentine. Her perky smile and dancing brought America right out of the depression.

Lisa: Well, I think World War II helped a little, Mom.

Marge: Don't smart mouth, Lisa.

Milhouse: [to Bart] The mall?

Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says...

Homer: [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!

[Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind]

Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Stan: [singing to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"] If you're happy and you know it shop at Stan's. Giant discounts on your favorite major brands.

Mall Guy: [when he and the police see the mess Milhouse and Bart made in the mall] Oh, my God! Look at this place! How could this happen? Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands, cheese packages poked and repoked.

Chief Wiggum: Every sign points to one obvious culprit: a giant rat. [Bart and Milhouse look at each other, relieved] You'll have to shut down the mall.

Mall Guy: On President's Day weekend? Are you crazy?

Chief Wiggum: Crazy with concern for the public, yes. Now shut this place down before the old folks come in for their morning walk. [Grampa, Agnes, Old Jewish Man, Alice Glick and Jasper want to come in, but Lou takes Old Jewish Man's walker and uses it as a door barricade]

Lisa: What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?

Vicki: Well, you're falling a lot. Maybe you should work on that.

Lisa: Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe I need a little more instruction that just "tappa-tappa-tappa".

Vicki: Why, back when I was your age, I had 43 movies under my belt, and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would've killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.

Homer: Hey, we got a postcard from Bart. "Dear Mom and Homer, I'm having fun." Aw, it sounds like he's havin' fun!

Marge: [takes the postcard] Why does it have a picture of Vitamin Barn?

Homer: Didn't you ever go to camp? The old Vitamin Barn.

Professor Frink: Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't help but overhear your nerdly predicament. Maybe I can be of assistance with the dancing and the twisting and the [singing] kung fu fighting. Deedle-deedle dee dee doo.

Lou: Well, well. Looks like the cat got the rat.

Chief Wiggum: And that's the end of that..."tail". [brushes his hands off]

Eddie: Uh, Chief, should we try and get the mountain lion back in its crate?

Chief Wiggum: I repeat: [brushes his hands off]

Professor Frink: [to the audience as Lisa's dancing] Stop the clapping, you'll kill us all!

Vicky Valentine: [to Lisa when she's dancing on stage] Nobody upstages Little Vicky! Hissss!

Vicky Valentine: I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is called what again, class?

The Class: Communism.

Vicky Valentine: That's right. And I didn't tap all those Morse code messages to the allies 'till my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the reds.

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-:'''[[Vicki Valentine]]''': You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
+:'''[[Vicki Valentine]]''': You've just got to turn that frown upside-down! ''(Lisa smiles)'' That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!
-:(Lisa smiles.)
-:'''Vicky''': That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!
 ----
 :'''[[Milhouse]]''': The mall?
 :'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:
-:'''[[Homer]]''': (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
+:'''[[Homer]]''': ''(in a thought balloon)'' For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
-:(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)
+:''(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)''
 :'''Milhouse''': What? What did he say?!
 ----
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
+:'''[[Kearney]]''': ''(Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see)'' Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
 :'''Homer''': Yes, dear.
-:([[Dolph]] and [[Jimbo]] snicker and exchange a high-five.)
+:''([[Dolph]] and [[Jimbo]] snicker and exchange a high five)''
 ----
 :'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!
@@ Line 24: / Line 21: @@
 :'''[[Lisa]]''': You mean I danced all by myself?
 :'''[[Marge]]''': See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
-:'''Homer''': What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
+:'''Homer''': ''(interrupts Marge)'' What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
 :'''Professor Frink''': I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
-:'''Homer''': Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
+:'''Homer''': Oh...oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
-:'''Lisa''': Forget it, Dad.
+:'''Lisa''': ''(interrupts Homer)'' Forget it, Dad.
 ----
-:'''Vicky''': We all do crazy things when we're desperate. I once destroyed Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': We all do crazy things when we're desperate. I once destroyed Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.
 :'''Lisa''': Why?
-:'''Vicky''': He knows why.
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': He knows why.
 ----
 :'''Mexican Milhouse''': Qué malo, once again I must sugar my own churro.
 ----
-:'''Ralph''': My daddy shoots people!
+:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': [[Clancy Wiggum|My daddy]] shoots people!
 ----
-:'''Vicky''': I'm ever so pissed!
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': I'm ever so pissed!
 ----
 :'''Milhouse''': I don't want to go home. My grandma's sleeping in my bed and she has skin like a basketball.
@@ Line 44: / Line 41: @@
 ----
 :'''Marge''': Come on, Bart. While your dad gets his glasses, we'll go shop for your trip.
-:'''Bart''': [groan] I hate shopping. Just get me a deck of cards and I'll win whatever I need from the other kids.
+:'''Bart''': Oh, I hate shopping. Just get me a deck of cards and I'll win whatever I need from the other kids.
 :'''Marge''': But you need to try things on. Every brand has a different idea of husky.
-:'''Bart''': [lies on the floor] I'm in tantrum position. T-minus five, four, three… remembering dead cat for real tears.. [starts sobbing]
+:'''Bart''': ''(lies on the floor)'' I'm in tantrum position. T-minus five, four, three…remembering dead cat for real tears, and... ''(starts sobbing)''
 :'''Marge''': Fine, you win. I'll do your shopping for you.
-:'''Bart''': Tantrum averted ... but now I can't forget the cat! [sobbing]
+:'''Bart''': Tantrum averted. But now I can't forget the cat! ''(sobbing)''
+----
-:''(While Homer is having his eye exam)''
+:''(While Homer is having his eye exam at [[Eye Caramba]])''
+:'''Eye doctor''': Now read the first line.
-:'''Homer: '''I ate pee-pee?!
+:'''Homer''': I...ate...pee-pee''.''
-:'''Bart: '''(laughs)
+:'''Bart''': ''(laughs)''
-:'''Homer: '''Why, you little --! (strangles Bart)
+:'''Homer''': Why, you little! ''(strangles Bart)''
-:'''Eye doctor: '''Better or worse?
+:'''Eye doctor''': ''(changes lens from a bad lens to a worse lens on the phoropter)'' Better or worse?
-:'''Homer: '''''(looks at Bart choking through the lenses) ''Worse!
+:'''Homer''': ''(while strangling Bart and looking through the phoropter)'' Worse!
-:'''Eye doctor: '''Better or worse?!
+:'''Eye doctor''': ''(changes lens from the worse lens to a sharper lens on the phoropter)'' Better or worse?
-:'''Homer: '''(while strangling Bart) Much... better!
+:'''Homer''': ''(while strangling Bart)'' Much...better!
+:'''Bart''': Dad!
 ----
 :'''Ralph''': Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad!
 ----
 :'''Marge''': I remember Little Vicki Valentine. Her perky smile and dancing brought America right out of the depression.
-:'''Lisa''': Well, I think World War II helped a little, Mom.
+:'''Lisa''': Well, I think [[World War II]] helped a little, Mom.
 :'''Marge''': Don't smart mouth, Lisa.
 ----
-:'''Milhouse''' [to Bart]: The mall?
+:'''Milhouse''': [to Bart] The mall?
 :'''Bart''': Yeah, it's just like my dad always says...
 :'''Homer''': [in a thought balloon] For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
@@ Line 71: / Line 70: @@
 :'''Milhouse''': What? What did he say?!
 ----
-:'''Stan''' [singing to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"]: If you're happy and you know it shop at Stan's. Giant discounts on your favorite major brands.
+:'''Stan''': [singing to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"] If you're happy and you know it shop at Stan's. Giant discounts on your favorite major brands.
 ----
-:'''Mall Guy''' [when he and the police see the mess Milhouse and Bart made in the mall]: Oh, my God! Look at this place! How could this happen? Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands, cheese packages poked and repoked.
+:'''Mall Guy''': [when he and the police see the mess Milhouse and Bart made in the mall] Oh, my God! Look at this place! How could this happen? Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands, cheese packages poked and repoked.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Every sign points to one obvious culprit: a giant rat. [Bart and Milhouse look at each other, relieved] You'll have to shut down the mall.
+:'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': Every sign points to one obvious culprit: a giant rat. [Bart and Milhouse look at each other, relieved] You'll have to shut down the mall.
 :'''Mall Guy''': On President's Day weekend? Are you crazy?
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Crazy with concern for the public, yes. Now shut this place down before the old folks come in for their morning walk. [Grampa, Agnes, Crazy Old Man, Mrs. Glick, and Jasper want to come in, but Lou takes Crazy Old Man's walker and uses it as a door barricade]
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Crazy with concern for the public, yes. Now shut this place down before the old folks come in for their morning walk. [Grampa, Agnes, Old Jewish Man, Alice Glick and Jasper want to come in, but Lou takes Old Jewish Man's walker and uses it as a door barricade]
 ----
 :'''Lisa''': What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?
@@ Line 90: / Line 89: @@
 ----
 :'''Lou''': Well, well. Looks like the cat got the rat.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': And that's the end of that ... "tail". [brushes his hands off]
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': And that's the end of that..."tail". [brushes his hands off]
 :'''Eddie''': Uh, Chief, should we try and get the mountain lion back in its crate?
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': I repeat: [brushes his hands off]
 ----
-:'''Professor Frink''' [to the audience as Lisa's dancing]: Stop the clapping, you'll kill us all!
+:'''Professor Frink''': [to the audience as Lisa's dancing] Stop the clapping, you'll kill us all!
 ----
-:'''Vicky''' [to Lisa when she's dancing on stage]: Nobody upstages Little Vicky! Hissss!
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': [to Lisa when she's dancing on stage] Nobody upstages Little Vicky! Hissss!
 ----
-:'''Vicky''': Giving everyone an equal part when they clearly not equal is called, what class?
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is called what again, class?
 :'''The Class''': Communism.
+:'''Vicky Valentine''': That's right. And I didn't tap all those Morse code messages to the allies 'till my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the reds.
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