Legs

Legs
Gender/Sex
Status
AKA	Max Legman
Hair Color	Brown (Formerly black)
Occupation	Mobster
Relations	Sister: Unnamed Son: Calves (Non-Canon)
First episode appearance	"Bart the Murderer"
Portrayed by	Harry Shearer Hank Azaria (Formerly) Karl Wiedergott (Chief of Hearts)

“I'm walking here.”

―Legs' catchphrase

“Shut up-a your face!”

―Legs telling someone to be quiet

“I'm gonna whack ya in the labonza!”

―Legs, when threatening to beat someone up

“We brought someone to spring ya.”

―Legs

Max Legman, better known as Legs, is a member of the Springfield Mafia. He accompanies his old boss, Fat Tony, his current boss, Fit-Fat Tony, Louie, and, at times, Johnny Tightlips. Legs is the muscle, as are Louie and Johnny. Fat Tony is his boss, and then later, Fit-Fat Tony became his new boss, and he always listens to both of them, doing whatever told, including eating people and/or shooting at them.

Profile

Legs is an experienced mob doctor as shown when he sews Homer Simpson's thumb back on after Marge Simpson accidentally cut it off. If you're not counting times where he does speak (Which is rarely), he's the most quiet of the mafia.

Appearance

Legs seems to be the tallest and skinniest member of the mafia so far. He has a brown slicked back haircut and somewhat large ears. In Seasons 3-13, his business suit and pants were charcoal grayish dark blue at first, then starting in Season 14, their color officially changed to a charcoal grayish dark green coloration. He also wears a black shirt, a light purple necktie, and black pointy shoes. In The Blunder Years, he is shown to have black (or blackish-brown) hair.

Personality

As stated before, Legs is usually quiet, so not much is known about him. Although he does seem smart enough to graduate from medical school, and he still seems to fall for incidents that other characters plan. Legs also seems to have a close relationship with both his bosses. He, along with Johnny and Joey the Arsonist, seemed to be quite argumentative with Dan Gillick when he became temporary don. He sometimes works as the straight-man to Louie.

History

In his debut in Bart the Murderer, he and Louie brought Bart Simpson to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club to Fat Tony. Soon enough, Bart becomes a bartender for them. Legs, the rest of the goons, and even Bart were eventually arrested for the suspected murder of Seymour Skinner. They all played against Bart in court, until Skinner barged into the courtroom, revealing himself to be alive the whole time, thus ending the trial and releasing Bart and the mafia from prison.

Legs then appeared in Homie the Clown, where Fat Tony, Louie, and him went to Krusty, demanding the money he owes them in a bet. The latter easily escaped them, by saying he had to go to the bathroom, and then leaving out the window. Legs seemed to fall for this at first when he said "When he's done in there, I gotta go.", implying that he might've needed to use the bathroom badly. Later in the episode, Legs tried to shoot Homer, (Who is dressed as Krusty, making Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie think he is Krusty) but only bought three bullets, resulting Fat Tony to shame him for this when he ran out, and they resort to just kidnapping Homer.

Legs also mentions that he has a sister, when he asks in suspicion and anger to the Krusty-dressed Homer that if Homer is the same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of her before, implying that he hates Barney for that. (And the reason Legs asked Homer that is because Homer, wanting to escape the mafia, claimed that he is Barney and not Krusty).

In Mayored to the Mob, Legs told Homer that Joseph Kennedy, father of former President John Kennedy, had something to do with Legs acquiring his nickname when Homer asked him how he got that said nickname, though it was never properly explained when he was interrupted by Homer finding a cannoli.

In Moe Baby Blues, he, along with Fat Tony's gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League, almost unknowingly got Maggie Simpson killed in an attempted "Italian-American-Mexican Standoff" at Luigi's. But thankfully, that tragedy didn't happen when Moe Szyslak arrived and saved her by pointing out how her innocence changed his life before, making Legs cry with Fat Tony's gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President upon being touched by it, as shown even more when he tearfully hugged Fat Tony, who tearfully hugs back in comfort, and then collapsed on the floor to bury his face in his arms to cry in.

In The Seven-Beer Snitch, he, along with the mafia and other prisoners in the Springfield Penitentiary, tried to kill Homer out of revenge for Homer continuing to rat them out.

In The Fat Blue Line, he and the other members of the mafia originally had Johnny as his boss instead after the latter temporally betrayed Fit-Fat Tony by framing him for the wallet pickpocketing, but after Fit-Fat Tony cleared his name and exposed Johnny as the real pickpocket with the police's help, Legs then reaccepted Fit-Fat Tony as his boss again along with the other members of the mafia.

In his cameo appearance in Diary Queen, when Louie asked Fit-Fat Tony if he, Legs, and Johnny can kill Bart and Milhouse Van Houten upon spotting them seeing them dump Frankie the Squealer's body into the river, Fit-Fat Tony told them no because they don't kill nosy children unless they are 18 years old or over.

Non-Canon

Games

Legs was originally about to be in The Simpsons: Hit & Run, yet was scrapped. His voice files could be found on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2MY8OFTIoNU

In the mobile game The Simpsons: Tapped Out, Legs, along with Louie and Fat Tony, take Bart as a bartender again. Once, he mentions that he has a masters in Fiscal Studies. He also mentions that he has 172 Swiss army knives, and he can’t pay his rent because of that.

Comics

Legs also appears in the comic Simpsons Super Spectacular No. 11 in the issue "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" as Mega Legs. He was defeated by GlueStick. (Ralph Wiggum's superhero form and name)

Legs also has a son named Calves who is part of Michael D'Amico's mafia, alongside Louie's son, Louie Jr., in the comics.

Other

In the Season 18 DVD, it shows Legs and Selma Bouvier (While in her outfit from The Real Housewives of Fat Tony) hooking up. In the DVD menus, it shows him playing poker with Homer, Fat Tony, and Don Vittorio, before being released by the police.

Behind the Laughter

Fans often get Legs and Louie confused because neither character has been very developed and because they are almost always seen together. Legs has a short brown haircut and raspy voice. Louie has a black slightly afro hairstyle and a more high-pitched, squeaky voice.

Even Legs, in some episodes, has his raspy voice changing from deep raspy to rough raspy in some episodes when he is voiced by Harry Shearer. And when Karl Wiedergott temporally voiced him in Chief of Hearts, he has his rough raspy voice. However, when Hank Azaria formally voiced him, he sounded almost like Johnny with his Jersey accent (In Bart the Murderer) and then had a rough raspy Jersey accented voice. (In Homie the Clown)

Trivia

• In some episodes, Legs never says anything at all.
• His necktie and business suit, in some shots of some episodes, also keep changing from loose and unbuttoned to and/or from tucked in and buttoned at times. Even his necktie and business suit keeps changing lengths between short and/or long in different shots in some episodes.
• His favorite cocktail wine drink flavor is a Manhattan.

Appearances

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Season 3

• Episode – "Bart the Murderer" (Debut; Voiced by Hank Azaria)

Season 4

• Episode – "Whacking Day"

Season 6

• Episode – "Homie the Clown" (Voiced by Hank Azaria)

Season 7

• Episode – "Radioactive Man"

Season 8

• Episode – "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

• Episode – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"

Season 9

• Episode – "Simpson Tide" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "King of the Hill"

Season 10

• Episode – "Mayored to the Mob"

• Episode – "Make Room for Lisa"

• Episode – "Mom and Pop Art"

Season 11

• Episode – "Grift of the Magi"

Season 12

• Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields"

• Episode – "Insane Clown Poppy"

• Episode – "Trilogy of Error"

• Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"

• Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod"

Season 13

• Episode – "The Blunder Years" (As a child)

• Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge"

• Episode – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"

Season 14

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
• Episode – "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
• Episode – "The Great Louse Detective" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
• Episode – "C.E. D'oh"
• Episode – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
• Episode – "The Bart of War" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Moe Baby Blues"

Season 15

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
• Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

Season 16

• Episode – "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
• Episode – "A Star Is Torn"
• Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"

Season 17

• Episode – "The Bonfire of the Manatees"
• Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie"

Season 18

• Episode – "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
• Episode – "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
• Episode – "Springfield Up" (As a child)
• Episode – "Yokel Chords"
• Episode – "The Boys of Bummer"

Season 19

• Episode – "Midnight Towboy"
• Episode – "Funeral for a Fiend"
• Episode – "E. Pluribus Wiggum"

Season 20

• Episode – "Take My Life, Please"
• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

Season 21

• Episode – "Rednecks and Broomsticks" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Chief of Hearts" (Voiced by Karl Wiedergott)

Season 22

• Episode – "Loan-a Lisa"
• Episode – "Donnie Fatso"
• Episode – "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
• Episode – "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"

Season 23

• Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (Cog in Homer's head)
• Episode – "At Long Last Leave"
• Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"

Season 24

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
• Episode – "Penny-Wiseguys"

Season 25

• Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
• Episode – "Diggs"
• Episode – "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
• Episode – "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"

Season 26

• Episode – "The Simpsons Guy" (Cameo)

• Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship"

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV"

• Episode – "Simpsorama"

Season 27

• Episode – "Cue Detective"
• Episode – "The Girl Code"

Season 28

• Episode – "There Will Be Buds" (Cameo)
• Episode – "22 For 30"
• Episode – "Dogtown"

Season 29

• Episode – "Springfield Splendor" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Whistler's Father"

Season 30

• Episode – "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" (Cameo)

Season 31

• Episode – "Go Big or Go Homer"
• Episode – "The Fat Blue Line"
• Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"
• Episode – "Bart the Bad Guy"
• Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part One)"
• Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part Two)"

Season 32

• Episode – "I, Carumbus" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Diary Queen"

Games

• 1	The Simpsons Game

Video game – The Simpsons Game

• 1	The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Movie

• – The Simpsons Movie

The Simpsons: Season Three
"Stark Raving Dad":	"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington":	"When Flanders Failed":	"Bart the Murderer":	"Homer Defined":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Like Father, Like Clown":	"Treehouse of Horror II":	"Lisa's Pony":	"Saturdays of Thunder":	"Flaming Moe's":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk":	"I Married Marge":	"Radio Bart":	"Lisa the Greek":	"Homer Alone":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart the Lover":	"Homer at the Bat":	"Separate Vocations":	"Dog of Death":	"Colonel Homer":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Black Widower":	"The Otto Show":	"Bart's Friend Falls in Love":	"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Four
"Kamp Krusty":	"A Streetcar Named Marge":	"Homer the Heretic":	"Lisa the Beauty Queen":	"Treehouse of Horror III":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie":	"Marge Gets a Job":	"New Kid on the Block":	"Mr. Plow":	"Lisa's First Word":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer's Triple Bypass":	"Marge vs. the Monorail":	"Selma's Choice":	"Brother from the Same Planet":	"I Love Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Duffless":	"Last Exit to Springfield":	"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show":	"The Front":	"Whacking Day":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Marge in Chains":	"Krusty Gets Kancelled":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Six
"Bart of Darkness":	"Lisa's Rival":	"Another Simpsons Clip Show":	"Itchy & Scratchy Land":	"Sideshow Bob Roberts":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror V":	"Bart's Girlfriend":	"Lisa on Ice":	"Homer Badman":	"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Fear of Flying":	"Homer the Great":	"And Maggie Makes Three":	"Bart's Comet":	"Homie the Clown":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor
"Bart vs. Australia":	"Homer vs. Patty and Selma":	"A Star is Burns":	"Lisa's Wedding":	"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The PTA Disbands":	"'Round Springfield":	"The Springfield Connection":	"Lemon of Troy":	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nine
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":	"The Principal and the Pauper":	"Lisa's Sax":	"Treehouse of Horror VIII":	"The Cartridge Family":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart Star":	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons":	"Lisa the Skeptic":	"Realty Bites":	"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"All Singing, All Dancing":	"Bart Carny":	"The Joy of Sect":	"Das Bus":	"The Last Temptation of Krust":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dumbbell Indemnity":	"Lisa the Simpson":	"This Little Wiggy":	"Simpson Tide":	"The Trouble with Trillions":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Girly Edition":	"Trash of the Titans":	"King of the Hill":	"Lost Our Lisa":	"Natural Born Kissers":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent

Gallery

Legs in The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Legs in Chief of Hearts

His first appearance

Legs: The kid liked to wet his beak in anything.

Fat Tony: I told you we should've bought more than three bullets!

Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?!

Legs starting to cry with Fat Tony and his gang by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Legs crying with Fat Tony and his gang by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Fat Tony: I ain’t cried like this since I paid to see “Godfather III.”

Legs crying with Fat Tony and his gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Legs in Penny-Wiseguys

Legs: Whaddya doing? I talk with that hand...

Dan: Well, you're gonna lose it if you keep on charging your manicures to us!

Legs with Frankie the Squealer

Legs and Louie in Whistler's Father

Legs with Louie and Fit-Fat Tony

Legs in the movie.

Legs wiping Fat Tony's car clean