Milhouse: That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!
Martin: A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.
Marge: Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.
Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
Marge: Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.
Marge: [shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville] Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!
Bart: Keep your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.
Homer: Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. running away from home like that.
Bart: But they stole our lemon tree.
Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!
Homer: That tree has been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or I'll bust in here and take it!
Shelby's Father: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupidier than you look.
Homer: Stupidier like a fox!
Bart: We made it!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
Bart and Homer: Eat my shorts!
Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
Homer: This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.