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Lemon of Troy

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

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Flanders: Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.

Bart: And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.

Marge: I choose to take that literally.

Bart: Death to Shelbyville!

Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!

Shelbyville Kid: Springfield sucks!

Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man.

Shelbyville Kid: Why don't you make me.

Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.

Shelbyville Kid: Then I guess you're a garbage man.

Bart: I know you are, but what am I?

Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.

Bart: Oh, I know you are, but what am I?

Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.

Bart: I know you are, but what am I?

Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.

Bart: Takes one to know one.

Database: Checkmate.

Todd: Danger coming! Behind us!

Milhouse: That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!

Martin: A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.

Marge: Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.

Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.

Marge: Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.

Marge: [shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville] Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!

Bart: Keep your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.

Homer: Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. running away from home like that.

Bart: But they stole our lemon tree.

Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!

Homer: That tree has been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or I'll bust in here and take it!

Shelby's Father: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupidier than you look.

Homer: Stupidier like a fox!

Bart: We made it!

(everyone cheer)

Homer: Woo-hoo!

Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!

Bart and Homer: Eat my shorts!

Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Homer: This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.

Shelbyville Elementary Groundskeeper: Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin' cube gleamers!

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-:'''[[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]''': "Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us."
+:'''[[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]''': Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': "And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson."
-:'''[[Marge]]''': "I choose to take that literally."
-:'''Bart''': "Death to Shelbyville!"
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!"
 ----
+:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.
-:'''[[Todd]]''': "Danger coming! Behind us!"
+:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I choose to take that literally.
+:'''Bart''': Death to Shelbyville!
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!
 ----
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': Springfield sucks!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': "That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!"
+:'''Bart''': Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man.
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': Why don't you make me.
+:'''Bart''': I don't make trash, I burn it.
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': Then I guess you're a garbage man.
+:'''Bart''': I know you are, but what am I?
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': A garbage man.
+:'''Bart''': Oh, I know you are, but what am I?
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': A garbage man.
+:'''Bart''': I know you are, but what am I?
+:'''Shelbyville Kid''': A garbage man.
+:'''Bart''': Takes one to know one.
+:'''[[Database]]''': Checkmate.
 ----
+:'''[[Todd Flanders|Todd]]''': Danger coming! Behind us!
-:'''[[Martin]]''': "A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia."
 ----
+:'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]''': That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!
 ----
+:'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]]''': A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.
-:'''Bart''': "Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!"
+----
-:'''Homer''': "Yeah, Shelbyville,eat my shorts!"
+:'''Marge''': Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.
-:'''Ned''': "Yes, eat all of our shirts!"
+:'''Bart''': Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
-::'''Homer: '''This is the darkest day in Springfield history, If anyone wants me I'll be in the shower.
+:'''Marge''': Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.
+----
+:'''Marge''': ''[shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville]'' Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!
+----
+:'''Bart''': Keep your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.
+:'''Homer''': Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. running away from home like that.
+:'''Bart''': But they stole our lemon tree.
+:'''Homer''': I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!
+----
+:'''Homer''': That tree has been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or I'll bust in here and take it!
+:'''[[Shelby's Father]]''': Bust in here and take it? You must be stupidier than you look.
+:'''Homer''': Stupidier like a fox!
+----
+:'''Bart''': We made it!
+:(everyone cheer)
+:'''Homer''': Woo-hoo!
+:'''Bart''': Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
+:'''Bart and Homer''': Eat my shorts!
+:'''Ned''': Yes, eat all of our shirts!
+----
+:'''Homer''': This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.
+----
+:'''[[Shelbyville Elementary Groundskeeper]]''': Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin' cube gleamers!
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