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- Homer: [voiceover] Did you know that a man can fall in love with a city? It happens slowly at first. Then when you develop a crush, you find your love just grows and grows.
- Waitress: If you like, you can take that drink on the street.
- Homer: [gasps] Even Bourbon Street? [gasps at the sight of people drinking on the street] Oh, I'm out.
- Policeman: [gives him a refill] Enjoy.
- Homer: [voiceover] And then you discover a thousand little things you love about the city. [Homer begins an eating binge while Lisa watches] Cajun crawfish. Lamb tagine. Grilled lamb sausage. Zucchini bisque. Crabmeat po'boy. Duck po'boy. Chicken sausage po'boy. Crawfish sausage po'boy. Cochon de lait po'boy. Turkey giardiniera po'boy. Roast beef po'boy. Alligator po'boy. Catfish amandine. Crawfish amandine. Crawfish étouffée. Boiled crawfish. Cajun crawfish. Cajun shrimp and duck pasta. Fried crab cake. Pecan catfish. Blackened redfish. Seafood mirliton casserole. Fried chicken. Fried green tomatoes. Stuffed shrimp. Muffuletta. Barbecue brisket sandwich. Barbecue chicken sandwich. Smoky bacon greens. Seafood au gratin. Seafood gumbo. Frogs' legs.
- Lisa: There's also a lot of historical sites.
- Homer: [voiceover] Chicken gumbo. Jambalaya. Spinach artichoke. Creole sweet potato pone. Red beans and rice with sausage. Veggie red beans and rice. Pralines in cookies. Oyster pralines. Oyster shots. Oyster patties. Bananas Foster. King cake. Dixie cake. Pecan pie. Cajun boudin. Boudin balls. Crawfish rémoulade. Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote. Au croissant crawfish po'boy. And yaka mein. [sighs loudly, outloud] Yeah. Okay, sweetie, Daddy's in love. So now we'll deal with your sadness.
- Lisa: Okay. It's good to see you happy, Dad.
- Homer: [retches] Hold that thought. [to a tour guide] Uh, my good boy, is there a vomitorium?
- Tour guide: This town is famous for five vomitoria: the elegant Creole Vomitorium, the Blues Vomitorium, the traditional Heritage Vomitorium, the Upchuck Mangione Museum, and the bucket over at Chartres Street.
- Homer: Alert them all.
- Homer: Well, we did it, kids. And the best thing is, the next episode will beat Gunsmoke.
- Bart: What about all the episodes they made on the radio?
- Homer: [mad] Have a beignet.