An episode of The Simpsons where Bart and Lisa join a kids' scout troop that just went co-ed gets interrupted by a pair of Internet hackers who hold the show hostage in exchange for Bitcoins by showing "show-ruining" clips.
Plot[]
After The Intro, the Simpsons Family (minus Bart and Lisa) is eating lunch. Then, Bart walks in from the living room saying how excited he is to go to the Scout Jamboree in the weekend. After he asks Homer, he hands over Old Blowy to Bart. He blows into the trumpet. It plays a bad note. Then, Lisa walks in playing a fanfare on a flugelhorn. Bart is confused because the camp is for boys, not girls. But Lisa joined anyway. Lisa has 3 badges. They are environmentalism, badge-receiving, and sibling rivalry. Then, the episode cuts out to a male voice telling corporate overlords (Disney, FOX, etc.) that they are Pseudo-Nonymous. They are the "anarchist collective of nameless hacktivists." Then, a female voice is speaking about how they have hacked the Disney Corporation's servers and got hundreds of hours of never seen before footage from The Simpsons, and how it will destroy the I.P. itself. They will show these "show-destroying" scenes until they receive 20 million dollars in Bitcoin.
The Truth about Lenny[]
Carl is at Moe's with Homer and Lenny. Carl is saying something that can't be true. What is it? Homer says that there never was a Lenny. Carl then realizes Lenny is just a figment of Carl's imagination to help him deal with terrible trauma. This trauma was because he figured out his previous best friend wasn't real. Soon after, Carl creates another "Lenny" called Steven.
Don't Have a Prediction, Man[]
The Simpson Family appears in the 1989 episode "Simpsons Roasting on an Open-Fire" at the scene where Homer just picked up Santa's Little Helper. Then, 30-Year-Old Bart comes into the scene and the whole Simpson Family screams. 30-year-old Bart says he is going to tell The Simpson Family predictions from the past. This is a reference to how The Simpsons predicts things from the future that haven't happened yet. The first one is about how Bengt R. Holmström would win the 2016 Nobel Prize in Economics, then how Donald Trump is going to be president, pandemics, gas hoarding, Germany beats Brazil in the 2014 World Cup, and Disney buys FOX.
Yar, They Blow[]
A huge thunderstorm is happening in the sea. There is a ship visible. It contains 2 people: Horatio McCallister and Groundskeeper Willie. Sea Captain can only say Yarr, and Willie can only say "Aye". Willie drinks a bottle of some alcohol, (presumably Gin,) and the captain takes a swig, too. But one of the lightning bolts hit a barrel of gasoline. That causes a fire on the ship. Willie goes out to stop it. But he is so dumb, he tries to stomp on it, stomp on it at a different place, hits a fire extinguisher on to the ground, and he drops it and succeeds. Then, a huge wave comes and destroys the ship, and drowns Captain and Willie.
21 Chump Street[]
A school bus drops off Martin at an address named 21 Chump Street. Then he happily skips home, and then his smile fades away. A girl calls him "Babe" and he takes off his shirt and backpack, revealing he is actually a 36-year-old man. Then, an unnamed child walks up to Martin and hugs him. It is revealed that Martin works at the school. His wife, Doreen, asks if Martin can quit. He can't quit, because the police department needs someone inside the school. Martin is the only one who can pass for 10. Doreen asks if he can pass for a good father. Then, his wife reveals that his name is Reggie. He was diagnosed with a shortening disorder.
Lisa learns French[]
There is a fire on a building with Lisa calling 911 while speaking French. She is reporting a fire in Springfield. The operator asks if she speaks English or not. She does, but she is taking a French class and can only speak French. A woman screams from the building, "WE'RE TRAPPED!" Lisa has to speak French for 6 weeks.
Field Goal of Dreams[]
Homer, in the hope of bringing the ghosts from football heaven mowed down a cornfield to make a football field. However, the field has 2 50-yard lines. So, it brought in Canadian football players, where they play poorly. Doug Flutie asks Homer if he can throw him a Hail Mary in which Homer replies, "Shut up Flutie".
Behind the Laughter[]
Production[]
The episode was previously called "Love, Hacktually".[1][2]
