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One Angry Lisa
Lisa the Boy Scout
The King of Nice

(Homer is mowing the lawn when Flanders opens his window)

Ned: I wouldn't mean to be unneighbourly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt.

Homer: Mustache you say? Hmm let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had…. stroking stroking.

Ned: That's it!

(He throws a necklace with a cross on it out the window, angrily)

Ned: Boys, we're Jewish now.

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