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Lisa the Tree Hugger |
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- Kent Brockman: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat whose birkenstock is on the rise!
- Homer: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.
- Homer: [Grunting while strangling Bart] You call that saying Grace?! [Continues Grunting]
- Lisa: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.
- Homer: Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash!
- Marge: We don't have a stash.
- Homer: No, of...course...not.
- Marge: Here's a headline for Jay: ketchup truck hits hamburger stand! (laughs)
- [We see headline; it says "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand - Six Dead"]
- Bart: (singing) Lisa and Jesse sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
- Lisa: Shut up!
- Homer: First comes love, then comes... um... dammit, I know this!
- Chief Wiggum: (to Jesse) Alright, cow-boy, I'll see you in moo-nicipal court. (handcuffs him)
- Lou: Ha! Good one, Chief.
- Chief Wiggum: What? What'd I say?
- Jesse: (to Lisa) Only a vegetarian?
- Lisa: Well, I've been thinking of going vegan.
- Jesse: I'm a Level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Homer: (to Jesse) This is your fault, with your non-threatening Bobby Sherman-style good looks! No girl can resist your charm!
- Jesse: This was her choice, Mr. Simpson.
- Homer: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was lost in your eyes.