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Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game) |
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Lisa Simpson[]
In certain parts of the level[]
- Ah, My poor leafy friends!
- Now that looks scary!
- We're a mean, green machine!
- That's how you do it!
- And so, the smart sister built a path for the stupid brother!
Attacking enemies/When Bart defeats enemies[]
- Mother Earth is ashamed of you!
- Meanies!
- Tree killers!
- Timber!
- Way to uproot these loggers!
- You guys aren't sensitive at all!
- I'm converting you into fertilizer!
- Your bite is as bad as your bark!
- Let's do this thing!
- That's how we roll in the forest!
- How do you like being chopped down?
- Enjoy your dirt nap!
- Here endeth the lesson. Next week, photosynthesis.
- Splendid, just splendid!
- Not bad, Bart. Not bad at all.
- You cut him down to size!
- You're gonna be sawdust when I'm done with you!
- You're not going to see your next Arbor Day!
- I hope you'll join our cause.
- Taste my enlightenment!
- I'm going to plant my foot up your butt!
- You guys stink!
- Let's get 'em.
- Time to take out the trash.
Bart Simpson[]
Attacking/defeating enemies[]
- If a logger falls in the forest, does anybody care?
- Welcome to the jungle!
- Warriors, come out and play!
- You're 12lbs overweight!
- Eat root!
- Go kill whales!
- Kiss my grass!
- Next time, that logger will think twice about doing his job!
- You smell worse than my dad!
- Work boots are so out.
- I'd be afraid of a lumberjack, but not a logger!
- I am taking you down, beard and all!
- Hard to saw when you're unconscious.
- The one, the only, the Bartman!
- Chop one up for El Barto!
- I am strong like oak!
- Stay out of the forest!
- Timber!
- Booyikasha!
- Log this!
- I hate adults!
- Way to go!
- Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!?
- Let's rock this mother!
- Time to get this party started.
When Lisa defeats enemies[]
- I never knew your passion was so violent!
- Are you sure you're a pacifist?
- You snapped him like a twig!
- You totally pruned his **s!
- Way to protect the stupid trees!
- Not bad... for a girl!
During certain parts of the level[]
- Sometimes you just can't beat a classic.
- What is this? The '80s?
- This is just like that game my mom likes.
- Oh man, this game is from caveman times.
Loggers[]
Conversing[]
- Of course, If you wanna see volcanoes, you gotta go to a big island.
- Wreckin' the planet is what we're all about.
- Eco-activists can kiss my eco-behind!
Logger 1: My wife and I certainly did some logging last night. Hahaha.
Logger 2: Enough of your stink talk.
Logger 1: So what's the difference between flan and crème brûlée?
Logger 2: I cannot believe you just asked me that!
- I blame this whole global warming thing on the Canadians.
Attacking/defeated[]
- Crush 'em!
- Get em'!
- Arrrgh!
- Hedge kissers!
- Man, I hate you!
- Animal lovers!
- You guys are jerks!
- I hate children!
- Stupid kids!
- Let's stomp these kids!
- Gore girls!
- Grass lickers!
- Tree huggers!
- Choppy choppy!
- Little twerps!
- Crush! Kill! Destroy!
- There they are!
- Over dere, I mean there!
- It's choppin' time!
- My beautiful physique!
- Oh man, this is humiliating!
- Liberal media!
- Stop so I can kill you!
- My self-esteem can't take this.
Shooter Loggers[]
- Must kill!
- You're going down!
- Never recycle!
- Axe me if I care!
- Axe, meet kids!
- Slice and dice!
- Chop kids, not jobs!
- Eat sawdust!
- Suck wood chips!
- Fresh meat!
- You suck!
- Trees equal money!
- The environment is a nerd, and we're the jocks!
- Help me, Grandma who raised me!
Waylon Smithers[]
- Don't you just love Mr. Burns, I mean your mysterious leader?
- You're making your leader very unhappy
- This certainly is an eventful day.
- Those men sure are glistening.
- The plant smells great today.
- Work is a privilege, not a right.
- You know, fighting is a lot like dancing.
- This factory really is a marvel.
Charles Montgomery Burns[]
- The company is your friend.
- A busy worker is a happy worker.
- What's that? You don't want Christmas off? Well, all right.
- Ah, my plant is working perfectly.
- Think less, produce more.
- Pick up the pace, loyal workers.
Carl Carlson[]
- Things like this won't happen when Obama's president!
- If I die, I want a clothed autopsy!
- Is this the end of Carl Carlson?
- Why did I let Lenny talk me out of going to yoga?
- Help! Save us! Au secours!
- Save me, big momma!
- The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts.
- I leave everything to the government!
- Tell Lenny.... I loved... his recipe for lemon buns. (croaks)
Lenny[]
- My only hope is that my spleen gums up the saw blades.
- Stop! I haven't had my last meal. I want pea soup!
- Somebody save us, I got a Thai cooking class tonight!
- I leave everything to Carl!
- Take me but spare Carl!
- Save me Lenny and my friend Carl!
- My doctor said I'm not supposed to get sawed.
- Now I'll never know what happened to Claire and Charlie on 'Lost'.
Tree Cutting Sequence[]
- Lenny: Hey, that sounded like a Tree Swallow!
- Carl: No, it sounded like a Yellow Crowned Heron.
- (Buzzing sound)
- Carl: Oh my God! That sounds like a chainsaw!
- Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw.
- (The tree collapses, leaving them stuck underneath it)
- Lenny: Hey, Carl. Why do we fight so much?
- Carl: Sometimes, I think it's cause it's all we have left...