Goose Gladwell holding one of Bart's t-shirts.
A list of Bart's t-shirt phrases from Fat Man and Little Boy.
Phrases[]
- Adults Suck, Then You Are One
- Life Ends at Ten
- Wake Me When It's Recess
- I've Puked More Beer Than You've Drunk
- I ♥ ♥ Attacks
- Do not resuscitate
- Think Globally, Fart Locally
- My Other T-shirt is Also a Joke T-shirt
- Weapon of Ass Destruction
- Top of the Dude chain
- Wish You Were Beer
- Stop World Hunger, Eat My Shorts!
- Sucking Sucks
- Everything Sucks
- America's least wanted
- Bored in the USA
- Pobody's Sherfect Nithead
- Impeach Everybody
- Get Bent
- Proud Nubian Princess
- I'm Not Fat, I'm Enormous
- This Shirt Sucks
- Don't Blame Me I Voted For Scooby-Doo
- Stop Staring At My Man Boobs
- Jews For Jebus
- Body By Oreo
- If You Can Read This The Backpack Fell Off
- I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Getting Bitter
- Don't Wake Me I'm Working
- Rich Bitch