Little E.U. is a song sung by Homer, Bart, Lisa, DJ Crazy Times, and Ms. Biljana Electronica in the episode The Tipping Point.
Lyrics[]
During Episode[]
- Homer:
- Here in Euro Land,
- Extra money not change hand.
- Eat the lunch from twelve to three.
- No how you say gratuity.
- Waiters, cabbies, escort girl,
- Just costs base rate, what a world.
- Europe king and here is why,
- Only pay for what you buy.
- Flat priiiice!
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Sir, can’t you see,
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Let’s look, can’t you see?
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Our healthcare is free,
- And they pay us enough to just hand you your stuff.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- In Europe servers are paid a living wage,
- Instead of having to rely on tips,
- Which also reduces income disparity,
- Between front and back-of-house staff.
- It’s mad sexy.
- Equitable!
- Ms. Biljana Electronica, Homer, DJ Crazy Times:
- Fifteen, twenty, twenty-two,
- Don’t give us more math to do.
- In August when you rent the Vespa,
- Tipping is verboten, n’est-ce pas?
- Lisa:
- Barista make foam latte heart.
- Bart:
- Don’t tip them bicycle from the Bart.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That’s Bart.
- Lisa, Bart, Homer, Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- The printed price is all that’s due.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That‘s fair.
- Homer, Lisa, Bart:
- When you in little E. UUUUUUU!
Closing Credits[]
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Little E.U., Little E.U.,
- Little E.U. is the place to be in the party now
- Homer:
- Flat price
- DJ Crazy Times:
- I'm sane, so sane
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Sir, can't you see?
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Let's look, can't you see?
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Our health care is free
- And they pay us enough
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's money!
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- To just hand you your stuff
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That stuff
- Lots of stuff
- Don't give us more math to do, math to do
- Let's go!
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- The printed price is all that's due
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's fair!
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- When you're in Little E.U.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's the place, E.U., baby!
Videos[]
Homer Moves to Little E.U. For Their Anti-Tipping Culture - The Simpsons