- “Why does everybody call me that? Bunch a' snot-faced pukebags!”
- ―Little Moe Szyslak
When Martin Prince and Database find a note on their lockers signed LMS (later revealed to be Lisa Simpson), they think that "Little Moe Szyslak" may have written it. Confused as to why people call him this, he runs away while calling them "snot-faced puke-bags".
- His appearance suggests he is a relative of Moe Szyslak. If there is a relation, it would likely be an extended one, as he appears unaware of the real Moe Szyslak.