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'''[[Gaylord Q. Tinkledink]]''': Norbert? I wish! My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.
 
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Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Little Orphan Millie
Husbands and Knives

(After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.)

Milhouse: Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!


Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.


Kirk Van Houten: Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.

Bart: Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.

Kirk Van Houten: No.

Bart: Half-brother and half-sister?

Kirk Van Houten: No!

Bart: Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?

Luann Van Houten: No! We're getting remarried.


(Homer is searching for his wedding album.)

Homer: Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?

Marge: Our anniversary.

Homer: (pauses) D'oh!


(When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.)

Homer: Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. (catches himself) Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? (catches himself) Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?

Marge: Stop naming things!

Homer: I want to, but I can't.

Marge: Then go to Moe's.

Homer: Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. (looks at Milhouse) Oh ho ho I'm sorry. (covers his mouth and leaves)


Bart: Okay, so which of these losers is Milhouse's uncle Norbert? Norbert? Norbert? [notices a very nerdy-looking man] Oh, this guy's a total Norbert.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Norbert? I wish! My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.


Season 18 Season 19 Quotes Season 20
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohsThe Homer of SevilleMidnight TowboyI Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird SingsTreehouse of Horror XVIIILittle Orphan MillieHusbands and KnivesFuneral for a FiendEternal Moonshine of the Simpson MindE. Pluribus WiggumThat '90s ShowLove, Springfieldian StyleThe DebartedDial "N" for NerderSmoke on the DaughterPapa Don't LeechApocalypse CowAny Given SundanceMona Leaves-aAll About Lisa

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