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◄	Treehouse of Horror XVIII

Little Orphan Millie

Husbands and Knives

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(After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.)

Milhouse: Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!

Homer: Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.

Kirk Van Houten: Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.

Bart: Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.

Kirk Van Houten: No.

Bart: Half-brother and half-sister?

Kirk Van Houten: No!

Bart: Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?

Luann Van Houten: No! We're getting remarried.

(Homer is searching for his wedding album.)

Homer: Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?

Marge: Our anniversary.

Homer: (pauses) D'oh!

(When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.)

Homer: Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. (catches himself) Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? (catches himself) Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?

Marge: Stop naming things!

Homer: I want to, but I can't.

Marge: Then go to Moe's.

Homer: Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. (looks at Milhouse) Oh ho ho I'm sorry. (covers his mouth and leaves)

Bart: Okay, so which of these losers is Milhouse's uncle Norbert? Norbert? Norbert? [notices a very nerdy-looking man] Oh, this guy's a total Norbert.

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Norbert? I wish! My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.

Bart: Lis, I don't get it. Why does Milhouse's happiness make me so sad?

Lisa: Bart, Bart, Bart. You're worried you're losing Milhouse, and love...is a selfish thing!

Bart: Shut up! I don't love Milhouse!

Lisa: Oh yeah, the more you deny it, the more I know it's true!

Bart: Oh yeah, well when you're mean I'm a trampoline so everything you said goes back into your ugly head!

Lisa: (laughs) God, that was lame! Where did you get that?

Bart: From Milhouse! (sobs) I love him so much! (runs to Lisa and continues to cry)

Lisa: (comforting) Oh, it's ok.

Lisa: (panicked) AAAH! Tarantulas! I'll Save You, Baby Burpsalot!

Baby Burpsalot: (Burps four times, with spiders coming out of its mouth)

Lisa: AAAAAH!

Bart and Milhouse: (Laughs)

Bart: (sitting alone at lunch) Anyone wanna sit over here? You can have my pizza crust. Young man, you look like you enjoy fun and excitement.

Ralph: Please, Bart, you're embarrassing yourself.

Bart: (krumping) Check it out! This image has not been sped up.

Nelson: There's a time for krumping, and this isn't it.

Norbert Van Houten: Millhouse that was a perfect landing, did you forget to check the fuel?

Millhouse: The what?

(Plane explodes and they both laugh at each other)

Norbet: Damn Dutch-men!

[When Kirk is fighting with Norbet]

Norbet: You're going down Dutchman!, You fight like a girl!

◄ Season 18	Season 19 Quotes	Season 20 ►
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs • The Homer of Seville • Midnight Towboy • I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings • Treehouse of Horror XVIII • Little Orphan Millie • Husbands and Knives • Funeral for a Fiend • Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind • E. Pluribus Wiggum • That '90s Show • Love, Springfieldian Style • The Debarted • Dial "N" for Nerder • Smoke on the Daughter • Papa Don't Leech • Apocalypse Cow • Any Given Sundance • Mona Leaves-a • All About Lisa

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 {{PrevNext|Quo |Treehouse of Horror XVIII|Husbands and Knives}}
-(After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.)
+:(After Maggie gives Milhouse her baby bottle.)
+:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!
-'''[[Milhouse]]''': Oh, my God! I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!
 ----
-'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, give me a break! I don't know the colors of peoples' eyes! I just judge them on the color of their skin.
 ----
-'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.
+:'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': Uh, attention, everyone. Uh, Luann and I have some big news.
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.
+:'''Kirk Van Houten''': No.
-'''[[Bart]]''': Is it that you're brother and sister? Because you really look a lot alike.
+:'''Bart''': Half-brother and half-sister?
-'''Kirk Van Houten''': No.
+:'''Kirk Van Houten''': No!
+:'''Bart''': Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?
+:'''[[Luann Van Houten]]''': No! We're getting remarried.
-'''Bart''': Half-brother and half-sister?
-'''Kirk Van Houten''': No!
-'''Bart''': Siamese twins who've been surgically separated?
-'''[[Luann Van Houten]]''': No! We're getting remarried.
 ----
-(Homer is searching for his wedding album.)
+:(Homer is searching for his wedding album.)
+:'''Homer''': Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Our anniversary.
-'''Homer''': Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching! (he goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight.) Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?
+:'''Homer''': (pauses) D'oh!
-'''[[Marge]]''': Our anniversary.
-'''Homer''': (pauses) D'oh!
 ----
-(When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.)
+:(When Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.)
+:'''Homer''': Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. (catches himself) Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? (catches himself) Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?
+:'''Marge''': Stop naming things!
-'''Homer''': Here Milhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. (catches himself) Oh, boy. Forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? (catches himself) Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh, no, no, no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?
+:'''Homer''': I want to, but I can't.
-'''Marge''': Stop naming things!
+:'''Marge''': Then go to Moe's.
+:'''Homer''': Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. (looks at Milhouse) Oh ho ho I'm sorry. (covers his mouth and leaves)
-'''Homer''': I want to, but I can't.
-'''Marge''': Then go to Moe's.
-'''Homer''': Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. (looks at Milhouse) Oh ho ho I'm sorry. (covers his mouth and leaves)
 ----
-'''Bart''': Okay, so which of these losers is Milhouse's uncle Norbert? Norbert? Norbert? ''[notices a very nerdy-looking man]'' Oh, this guy's a total Norbert.
+:'''Bart''': Okay, so which of these losers is Milhouse's uncle Norbert? Norbert? Norbert? ''[notices a very nerdy-looking man]'' Oh, this guy's a total Norbert.
+:'''[[Gaylord Q. Tinkledink]]''': Norbert? I wish! My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.
-'''[[Gaylord Q. Tinkledink]]''': Norbert? I wish! My name is Gaylord Q. Tinkledink.
 ----
-'''Bart: '''Lis, I don't get it. Why does Milhouse's happiness make me so sad?
+:'''Bart''': Lis, I don't get it. Why does Milhouse's happiness make me so sad?
+:'''Lisa''':  Bart, Bart, Bart. You're worried you're losing Milhouse, and love...is a selfish thing!
+:'''Bart''': Shut up! I don't love Milhouse!
-'''Lisa''':  Bart, Bart, Bart. You're worried you're losing Milhouse, and love...is a selfish thing!
+:'''Lisa''': Oh yeah, the more you deny it, the more I know it's true!
+:'''Bart''': Oh yeah, well when you're mean I'm a trampoline so everything you said goes back into your ugly head!
-Bart: Shut up! I don't love Milhouse!
+:'''Lisa''': ''(laughs)'' God, that was lame! Where did you get that?
+:'''Bart''': From Milhouse! (sobs) I love him so much! (''runs to Lisa and continues to cry)''
-'''Lisa: '''Oh yeah, the more you deny it, the more I know it's true!
+:'''Lisa''': ''(comforting)'' Oh, it's ok.
+----
-'''Bart: '''Oh yeah, well when you're mean I'm a trampoline so everything you said goes back into your ugly head!
+:'''Lisa''': (panicked) AAAH! Tarantulas! I'll Save You, Baby Burpsalot!
+:'''Baby Burpsalot''': (Burps four times, with spiders coming out of its mouth)
-'''Lisa: '''''(Laughs) ''God! that was lame! where did you get that?
+:'''Lisa''': AAAAAH!
-'''Bart:''' From Milhouse! (sobs) I love him so much! (''runs to Lisa and continues to cry)''
+:'''Bart''' and '''Milhouse''': (Laughs)
+----
+:'''Bart''': ''(sitting alone at lunch)'' Anyone wanna sit over here? You can have my pizza crust. Young man, you look like you enjoy fun and excitement.
-'''Lisa: '''(Comforting) ''' '''Oh, It's ok.
+:'''Ralph''': Please, Bart, you're embarrassing yourself.
+----
-{{Season|19|Quo}}
+:'''Bart''': ''(krumping)'' Check it out! This image has not been sped up.
+:'''Nelson''': There's a time for krumping, and this isn't it.
+----
+:'''Norbert Van Houten''': Millhouse that was a perfect landing, did you forget to check the fuel?
+:'''Millhouse''': The what?
+:''(Plane explodes and they both laugh at each other)''
+----
-....., , , ,
+:'''Norbet''': Damn Dutch-men!
+----
+:''[When Kirk is fighting with Norbet]''
+:'''Norbet''': You're going down Dutchman!, You fight like a girl!{{Season|19|Quo}}