Lou

“Uh... Chief?”

―Officer Lou's reaction to almost everything said or done by Clancy Wiggum

Lou is a sergeant with the Springfield Police Department and by far, the most intelligent and competent officer of the Springfield Police. He is under the command of Commissioner Clancy Wiggum, and often takes the time to point out Wiggum's mistakes (often while a crime or the pursuit of a criminal—is still in progress, therefore distracting them all from the crime).

Profile

As stated before, Lou is the most competent police officer, unlike Eddie or Wiggum. Lou speaks more than his counterpart Eddie. Even though he rarely comes up, when he does he is in a police uniform. Lou once said he wants to leave the force as there is more money in private security; nothing ever becomes of this, though.^[1] His favorite on duty beverage is beer.

Biography

In "To Cur, with Love", in a flashback, Lou was young and Clancy Wiggum was a dog catcher. He crashed the car and Clancy Wiggum said he will be a policeman and Lou also says that he will be a policeman when he's grown up.

He once joined a grunge band with Homer, Lenny, and Carl called "Sadgasm", in which he played the drums. They broke up later.^[2]

He also was unintentionally instrumental in exposing to Chief Wiggum that Groovy Grove Juice Corporation's latest shipment had been laced with Peyote, where he ended up spinning around in a ecstatic manner and rambling about a monkey grabbing his "brain banana" in a half-lucid state (obviously hallucinating from the juice's effects), causing Wiggum to become suspicious of the juice he was drinking and taste it for anything out of the ordinary.^[3]

Other

Education

Even though he's never stated so explicitly, other people around Springfield have insinuated that he is a graduate of Princeton University. Following his undergraduate career, Lou applied and was accepted to law school at an unspecified university, but was forced to drop out as he could not afford the college tuition.

Family

Officer Lou was married to a woman named Amy, but later divorced^[4]. He complains occasionally that Eddie has been seeing his ex-wife, making Commissioner Wiggum act as mediator. Officer Lou became the temporary owner of Santa's Little Helper, who was trained to be a police dog^[5]. At around this time, it was revealed that Officer Lou has a girlfriend named Charquelle who had wanted to party with him. Officer Lou also has an unnamed son who lives in Baltimore.^[6]

Last Name

Officer Lou and his fellow officer Eddie do not have last names. This was revealed in the episode "The Frying Game" (Season 13, Episode 21) where the following transcripts are taken from:

Wiggum: And I'm gonna be in the show.

Carmen: Yes.

Wiggum: Can Ed and Lou have producer credits?

Carmen: Yes.

Guy: Now what are your last names?

Lou: We don't have them. We're like Cher

Behind the Laughter

According to the Season One DVD commentary, Officer Lou was based on Lou Whitaker.
Hank Azaria based Officer Lou's voice on Sylvester Stallone.

Trivia

In the episodes "Krusty Gets Busted", and "There's No Disgrace Like Home", Officer Lou was yellow, being portrayed as a Caucasian character. The first appearance of African-American Officer Lou was in "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" and he would be like this for the rest of the series. The one exception was an error in "Sweets and Sour Marge", when for just one shot he was accidentally colored yellow again.
He gets a lot of murder cases, evidenced by the fact that he uses "Ya little murderer" as a metaphor on Lisa.

Appearances

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Episode – "There's No Disgrace Like Home" (with yellow skin)
Episode – "Krusty Gets Busted" (with yellow skin)
Episode – "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Episode – "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Episode – "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Episode – "Old Money"
Episode – "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Episode – "Stark Raving Dad"
Episode – "When Flanders Failed"
Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror II"
Episode – "Flaming Moe's"
Episode – "Radio Bart"
Episode – "Homer at the Bat"
Episode – "Separate Vocations"
Episode – "Dog of Death"
Episode – "Black Widower"
Episode – "The Otto Show"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror III"
Episode – "Selma's Choice"
Episode – "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"
Episode – "Homer the Vigilante"
Episode – "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Episode – "The Springfield Connection"
Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Episode – "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Episode – "Lisa's Date with Density"
Episode – "Brother from Another Series"
Episode – "The Canine Mutiny"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
Episode – "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
Episode – "The Frying Game"
Episode – "Simple Simpson"
Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
– The Simpsons Movie
Episode – "That '90s Show"
Episode – "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
Episode – "The Bart Wants What It Wants"
Episode – "To Cur, with Love"
Episode – "Pulpit Friction"
Episode – "The Fabulous Faker Boy"
Episode – "The Saga of Carl"
Episode – "Homerland"
Episode – "White Christmas Blues" (Buried in a giant snowball with Chief Wiggum)
Episode – "Luca$"
Episode – "Days of Future Future"
Episode – "Brick Like Me"
Episode – "The Simpsons Guy"
Episode – "I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
Episode – "Bart's New Friend"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
Episode – "Sky Police"
Episode – "Waiting for Duffman"
Episode – "Peeping Mom"
Episode – "Halloween of Horror"
Episode – "Barthood"
Episode – "Much Apu About Something"
Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" (Springfield Observatory)
Episode – "Lisa the Veterinarian"
Episode – "Simprovised"
Episode – "Orange is the New Yellow"
Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVII" (Dry Hard, BFF)
Episode – "Havana Wild Weekend" (Photo on a newspaper)
Episode – "Dad Behavior"
Episode – "Singin' In The Lane"
Episode – "Gone Boy"
Episode – "Haw-Haw Land"
Episode – "Frink Gets Testy"
Episode – "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
Episode – "Woo-hoo Dunnit?"
Episode – "The Fat Blue Line"
Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast"
Episode – "Livin' La Pura Vida"
Episode – "Bobby, It's Cold Outside"
Episode – "Hail to the Teeth"
Episode – "The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson"
Episode – "Frinkcoin"
Episode – "Screenless"
Episode – "Better Off Ned (episode)"
Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part One)"
Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part Two)"
Episode – "Podcast News" (seen in crowd)
Episode – "Sorry Not Sorry"
Episode – "Wad Goals"
Episode – "Yokel Hero"
Episode – "Mother and Child Reunion"
Episode – "The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A."
Episode – "Bart's In Jail!"
Comic book – The Amazing Colossal Homer
Comic book – Fangs for Nothing!
Video game – The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown
Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage
Video game – The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Video game – The Simpsons Game
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Video game – The Simpsons Ride (Pre-Show)

The Simpsons: Season One
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire":	"Bart the Genius":	"Homer's Odyssey":	"There's No Disgrace Like Home":	"Bart the General":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Moaning Lisa":	"The Call of the Simpsons":	"The Telltale Head":	"Life on the Fast Lane":	"Homer's Night Out":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Crepes of Wrath":	"Krusty Gets Busted":	"Some Enchanted Evening":
Absent	Minor	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Two
"Bart Gets an "F"":	"Simpson and Delilah":	"Treehouse of Horror":	"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish":	"Dancin' Homer":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dead Putting Society":	"Bart vs. Thanksgiving":	"Bart the Daredevil":	"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge":	"Bart Gets Hit by a Car":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish":	"The Way We Was":	"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment":	"Principal Charming":	"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?":
Minor	Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent
"Bart's Dog Gets an F":	"Old Money":	"Brush with Greatness":	"Lisa's Substitute":	"The War of the Simpsons":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Three Men and a Comic Book":	"Blood Feud":
Minor	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Three
"Stark Raving Dad":	"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington":	"When Flanders Failed":	"Bart the Murderer":	"Homer Defined":
Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Minor	Absent
"Like Father, Like Clown":	"Treehouse of Horror II":	"Lisa's Pony":	"Saturdays of Thunder":	"Flaming Moe's":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk":	"I Married Marge":	"Radio Bart":	"Lisa the Greek":	"Homer Alone":
Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent	Minor
"Bart the Lover":	"Homer at the Bat":	"Separate Vocations":	"Dog of Death":	"Colonel Homer":
Absent	Minor	Minor	Minor	Absent
"Black Widower":	"The Otto Show":	"Bart's Friend Falls in Love":	"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?":
Minor	Minor	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Four
"Kamp Krusty":	"A Streetcar Named Marge":	"Homer the Heretic":	"Lisa the Beauty Queen":	"Treehouse of Horror III":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie":	"Marge Gets a Job":	"New Kid on the Block":	"Mr. Plow":	"Lisa's First Word":
Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer's Triple Bypass":	"Marge vs. the Monorail":	"Selma's Choice":	"Brother from the Same Planet":	"I Love Lisa":
Minor	Cameo	Cameo	Minor	Cameo
"Duffless":	"Last Exit to Springfield":	"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show":	"The Front":	"Whacking Day":
Minor	Absent	Minor	Absent	Minor
"Marge in Chains":	"Krusty Gets Kancelled":
Minor	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Five
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet":	"Cape Feare":	"Homer Goes to College":	"Rosebud":	"Treehouse of Horror IV":
Minor	Minor	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Marge on the Lam":	"Bart's Inner Child":	"Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood":	"The Last Temptation of Homer":	"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)":
Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent
"Homer the Vigilante":	"Bart Gets Famous":	"Homer and Apu":	"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy":	"Deep Space Homer":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer Loves Flanders":	"Bart Gets an Elephant":	"Burns' Heir":	"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song":	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Lady Bouvier's Lover":	"Secrets of a Successful Marriage":
Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Six
"Bart of Darkness":	"Lisa's Rival":	"Another Simpsons Clip Show":	"Itchy & Scratchy Land":	"Sideshow Bob Roberts":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror V":	"Bart's Girlfriend":	"Lisa on Ice":	"Homer Badman":	"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Fear of Flying":	"Homer the Great":	"And Maggie Makes Three":	"Bart's Comet":	"Homie the Clown":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart vs. Australia":	"Homer vs. Patty and Selma":	"A Star is Burns":	"Lisa's Wedding":	"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo
"The PTA Disbands":	"'Round Springfield":	"The Springfield Connection":	"Lemon of Troy":	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)":
Absent	Cameo	Minor	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Seven
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)":	"Radioactive Man":	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily":	"Bart Sells His Soul":	"Lisa the Vegetarian":
Minor	Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Cameo
"Treehouse of Horror VI":	"King-Size Homer":	"Mother Simpson":	"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming":	"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Marge Be Not Proud":	"Team Homer":	"Two Bad Neighbors":	"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield":	"Bart the Fink":
Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Lisa The Iconoclast":	"Homer The Smithers":	"The Day The Violence Died":	"A Fish Called Selma":	"Bart on the Road":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"22 Short Films About Springfield":	"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Homerpalooza":	"Summer of 4 Ft. 2":
Minor	Absent	Minor	Absent	Minor

The Simpsons: Season Eight
"Treehouse of Horror VII":	"You Only Move Twice":	"The Homer They Fall":	"Burns, Baby Burns":	"Bart After Dark":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Cameo
"A Milhouse Divided":	"Lisa's Date with Density":	"Hurricane Neddy":	"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)":	"The Springfield Files":
Absent	Minor	Cameo	Cameo	Absent
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson":	"Mountain of Madness":	"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious":	"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show":	"Homer's Phobia":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Brother from Another Series":	"My Sister, My Sitter":	"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment":	"Grade School Confidential":	"The Canine Mutiny":
Minor	Cameo	Minor	Cameo	Minor
"The Old Man and the Lisa":	"In Marge We Trust":	"Homer's Enemy":	"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase":	"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Nine
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":	"The Principal and the Pauper":	"Lisa's Sax":	"Treehouse of Horror VIII":	"The Cartridge Family":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Cameo
"Bart Star":	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons":	"Lisa the Skeptic":	"Realty Bites":	"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent	Minor
"All Singing, All Dancing":	"Bart Carny":	"The Joy of Sect":	"Das Bus":	"The Last Temptation of Krust":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dumbbell Indemnity":	"Lisa the Simpson":	"This Little Wiggy":	"Simpson Tide":	"The Trouble with Trillions":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Girly Edition":	"Trash of the Titans":	"King of the Hill":	"Lost Our Lisa":	"Natural Born Kissers":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo

Gallery

The full image gallery for Lou may be viewed at Lou/Gallery.

Citations

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Springfield Police

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Animals

Bobo ● Officer Sniffy ● Laddie ● Scraps

Former Cops

Marge Simpson ● Gloria ● SpringShield: (Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson) ● Santa's Little Helper

[1] The Bart Wants What It Wants

[2] "That '90s Show"

[3] D'oh-in' in the Wind

[4] The Bart of War

[5] Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!

[6] Dad Behavior

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