Louie (mafia)

Louie
Gender/Sex
Status
AKA	Louie Louis Walters Louie Walters Hybrid (Half idiot, half moron, by Johnny Tightlips)
Hair Color	Black
Occupation	Mobster
Relations	Mother: Unnamed Ex-Wife: Marsha Wife: Unnamed Son: Louie Jr. (non-canon)
First episode appearance	"Bart the Murderer"
Portrayed by	Dan Castellaneta Harry Shearer ("Chief of Hearts")

"You got it, boss."

―Louie's catchphrase

"I broke out of jail for this?"

―Louie, while annoyed by the fact that he and Legs are assigned to be Maggie's babysitters by Fit-Fat Tony

"Whoa! Where did that come from?! Whoa!"

―Louie, when Johnny Tightlips called him a "Hybrid; Half idiot, half moron"

"You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school."

―Louie insulting Mark Hamill

Louis Jarmical "Louie" Walters Sr. is a member of the Springfield Mafia. He accompanies his old boss, Fat Tony, his current new boss, Fit-Fat Tony, Legs, and, at times, Johnny Tightlips. He, along with Legs and Johnny, is the muscle. Fat Tony is his boss, and then later, Fit-Fat Tony became his current boss, and he always listens to both of them, doing whatever told. Despite being usually timid and a bit of a klutz, he isn't afraid to kill or wound anyone who gets in his way.

Profile

Louie, as stated before, is a mobster working for Fat Tony. He is most of the time seen as the funny, most talkative, and sometimes klutzy and timid member of the mafia, who likes to act tough to amateurishly show that he's "Never afraid."

Appearance

Louie has short curly black hair like an Afro. He wears a teal blue suit and pants with a white shirt and blue necktie. In Seasons 3-13, his business suit and pants were black at first, and then, in some episodes in Seasons 10-13, they changed to dark blue, and then officially starting in Season 14, they officially changed to teal blue. He also sometimes carries a switchblade with him to fidget or attack with.

Personality

Louie is depicted as being your average cartoon mafia goon; Usually being naive, and comically incompetent at his job just like the rest of the mafia goons.

He is also a member of the NRA, as shown in "The Cartridge Family."

He also acts tough to show how "Intimidating" he can be, as shown at one point in the show in "Mayored to the Mob" when he insulted Mark Hamill in his face by telling him off that "[He's] all talk" and that "[He] never even finished Jedi School." before punching him in the face when the actor called him out for stealing the show's performance from him with his tap-dancing in the dinner theater stage production of Guys and Dolls, when in actuality, Louie was trying to perform a sneak-attack to kill Mayor Quimby under Fat Tony's orders.

He often confuses certain mafia slang terms for something real and serious regarding the mafia's way of killing people and things, such as when he mistakenly thought Fat Tony wanted him to destroy his Electronic Palm Pilot by shooting it, claiming it needs to be "Hot-synced," when the said device failed to remind Fat Tony of the sit-down with the Calabresis, their rival mobsters.

Louie and the other mobsters have also shown fear of angering Fat Tony and Fit-Fat Tony. He's also, at times, scared to ask for clarification due to his fear of getting "Taken care" of.

On several occasions, Louie does exhibit genuine concern for the well being of others. One fine example, he, along with the other members of the NRA, actually condemned Homer’s reckless use of a gun during one of their NRA meetings by stating that “[He] could've hurt someone.” Another instance was when Johnny was shot during a mafia feud and Louie asked him where he was shot. Johnny then refused to say where his injury is due to him not being a squealer. Louie retorts back in concern with, "But what do I tell the doctor?" to which Johnny replies "Tell 'im to suck a lemon."

History

Louie first appeared in "Bart the Murderer," when he and Legs brought Bart Simpson to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club to Fat Tony, where he became their bartender. Eventually, he, Bart, and the other mafia members got arrested for the suspected murder of Seymour Skinner. They all play against Bart, until Skinner barged into the courtroom, revealing to be alive the whole time, ending the trial and releasing Bart and the mafia from prison.

He then appeared in "Homie the Clown" assisting Fat Tony and Legs, with Don Vittorio DiMaggio’s help, in trying to have Krusty the Clown pay them his money on a gambling bet they made on a Harlem Globetrotter basketball game Krusty lost at.

Then in "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson," he helped Fat Tony and Legs keep Marge Simpson’s Pretzel Wagon business alive against her competitors under Homer Simpson’s request to help her.

Later in “Mayored to the Mob,” Louie was tasked with assassinating Quimby by Fat Tony during a dinner theater production of Guys and Dolls due to the mayor, under Homer’s convincing, shutting down Fat Tony's rat milking operation, although he was ultimately prevented from doing so by both Hamill and Homer. (The latter acting as Quimby's bodyguard at that time) Besides Quimby, Fat Tony also indicated to Louie that he wanted Quimby’s wife, as well as his cat and dog, assassinated afterwards in that order, although because Louie had trouble with both paying attention to Fat Tony's list of commands and writing them down, Fat Tony instead ordered him with some exasperation to just stick with assassinating the mayor, with Louie obliging, although not before getting the sense that he irritated Fat Tony in the process.

Even in "Moe Baby Blues," when Fat Tony plans on "[Taking] out the Castellaneta Family.", Louie became hesitant due to "[His] passion for whacking [now] waning.", resulting Fat Tony to reboost his confidence by entertaining him, Legs, and Johnny with Don Corleone's orange peel in the mouth technique from The Godfather. When that worked, Louie then says while laughing at it that "[He] could whack [his] own mother now." But then when Fat Tony says that he's glad he brought it up, Louie immediately got worried on what he just said about his mother, admitting that she makes good pasta sauce, (Obviously revealing that he loves his mother very much) but then rebukes his worries when Johnny tells him the sauce comes from a can, making him reply that "She's a corpse.", indicating that either his mother might've already passed away, or if he considered killing her upon learning what Johnny just said about her sauce. Then later, when Moe Szyslak saves Maggie Simpson from an "Italian-American-Mexican Standoff" at Luigi's, Louie, among Fat Tony's gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League, broke down crying upon being touched by Maggie's innocence when Moe, while saving her, pointed out how it changed his life before.

Louie in the movie

In "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer," Johnny also described Louie as a "Hybrid; Half idiot, half moron.", when Louie asked if he, Legs, and Johnny could stop at the Lexus dealership to try out a new car hybrid after they visit the recuperating Fat Tony at the hospital with Fat Tony's son, Michael D'Amico.

In his cameo appearance in "Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh," he, along with Fat Tony, Legs, and Johnny, is revealed to be completely the most terrified of Batman when Chief Wiggum revealed that he will be at his son, Ralph Wiggum's, birthday party, (Which Wiggum is trying to convince the mafia to attend as a condition for getting off the hook for dealing with drugs at a high school, and Louie retorting "I ain't gonna pin no tail on no donkey.") due to the fact that Batman would beat a villain up for a confession. Especially when his fear was evident when Louie exclaimed in surprise and fear, "B-B-B-Batman?!"

In "The Fat Blue Line," Louie, at first, tried to get a mafia lawyer for Fit-Fat Tony to help his boss in his trial for the wallet pickpocketing that Fit-Fat Tony was framed for. Then later, after Fit-Fat Tony was wrongfully found guilty for that aforementioned crime, Louie and the other members of the mafia originally had Johnny as his boss, revealing that the latter temporally betrayed Fit-Fat Tony by framing him for the wallet pickpocketing, but after Fit-Fat Tony cleared his name and exposed Johnny as the real pickpocket with the police's help, Louie then reaccepted Fit-Fat Tony as his boss again along with the other members of the mafia.

In his cameo appearance in "Diary Queen," Louie asked Fit-Fat Tony if he, Legs, and Johnny can kill Bart and Milhouse Van Houten upon spotting them seeing them dump Frankie the Squealer's body into the river, Fit-Fat Tony told them no because they don't kill nosy children unless they are 18 years old or over.

In "A Made Maggie," Louie noticed how soft Fit-Fat Tony has become to Maggie, as well as attached to her and her family instead of the mafia, ever since Fit-Fat Tony became Maggie's godfather. Louie was also annoyed with Legs by the fact that Fit-Fat Tony wanted them to babysit Maggie. However, Louie helped Legs get Maggie back her sandbox shovel from some bullying baby at the playground by having Legs dunk an empty sandbox bucket onto the said baby bully's head, and even helped dispose of Maggie's old diaper under Fit-Fat Tony's request, with Louie himself tying it to a brick-like anchor, dropping it into a ditch they dug, and then Legs shooting the said diaper. Even earlier, Johnny bribed Legs and Louie into assisting him and Don Castellaneta on his attempted second betrayal to Fit-Fat Tony. However, Louie instead assisted Legs in saving Fit-Fat Tony from Johnny's attempted second betrayal at the "Itchy and Scratchy's Christmas on Ice" showing by restraining Johnny, admitting with Legs that they are both considered Fit-Fat Tony's "Cousins," and allowing Fit-Fat Tony to punish him for his attempted betrayal, right in front of the Simpsons even. This resulted in Fit-Fat Tony finally agreeing with the Simpsons to step down as Maggie's godfather in the end. At the end of the episode, Legs and Louie are disposing one of Maggie's diapers again. After Legs expressed how fed up he is with this task and that he's going to call HR AKA Harry the Rat if he'll keep doing this, Louie then tells him that Harry is dead and buried right next to them, causing him and Legs to continue digging in silence.

In “Top Goon,” the mafia (Including him) accepts Nelson Muntz as one of them. Later in the episode, he, along with the other capos, take guard as Nelson goes to punish King Toot. Moe quickly comes to intervene, and his speech makes the capos open up about their relationships with Fit-Fat Tony. Louie actually discloses that he dreamed of opening a mac and cheese-themed restaurant called Louie’s Gooey, and that Fit-Fat Tony just sees him as a “Knife.” All three capos break down crying at the revelation.

Behind the Laughter

According to Dan Castellaneta, he modeled Louie's voice after Italian-American actor Joe Pesci, who also had a role in Goodfellas. A reference to him is in Futurama as Clamps in the Robot Mafia. According to actor Frank Sivero, Louie is based on Frank Carbone, a character he played in Goodfellas.

Non-Canon Appearances

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed.

Episodes

Louie was seen watching a beauty show on TV with Johnny in "Uncut Femmes" while Fit-Fat Tony watched over Ralph while Homer and Wiggum were searching for Marge and Sarah Wiggum after their wives got kidnapped.

In "A Serious Flanders: Part One," he and the rest of Fit-Fat Tony's gang tried to threaten Kostas Becker to leave Springfield at Krusty Burger, but Kostas attacks them, killing him alongside the murdered Mr. Burns, Fit-Fat Tony, Legs, Johnny, and Disco Stu.

Video games

He appeared in The Simpsons: Hit and Run. He challenges a character the player plays as to a race on which he/she bets on and must complete within an allotted time. He can be found in all the levels.

He also appeared in The Simpsons Game. When the aliens arrive in Springfield, Louie is seen by the Kwik-E-Mart talking to Jimbo Jones, who questions on why Louie and the rest of the mafia just shoot and kill the aliens. Louie explains that they don't say "The mafia," because they call it their thing, making Jimbo say it sounds like they're talking about their dong. Louie then tells Jimbo that he's right and that maybe they're better at saying "Mafia," and then says that they're gonna blast them (The aliens) back to Florida.

Comics

Louie also has a son named Louie Jr., who is part of Michael’s junior mafia alongside Legs’ son, Calves.

Appearances

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Season 3

• Episode – "Bart the Murderer" (Debut)

Season 4

• Episode – "Whacking Day"

Season 6

• Episode – "Homie the Clown"

Season 8

• Episode – "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
• Episode – "My Sister, My Sitter" (Cameo)
• Episode – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
• Episode – "The Canine Mutiny"

Season 9

• Episode – "King of the Hill"

Season 10

• Episode – "Mayored to the Mob"
• Episode – "Make Room for Lisa"
• Episode – "Mom and Pop Art"

Season 11

• Episode – "Grift of the Magi"

Season 12

• Episode – "A Tale of Two Springfields"
• Episode – "Insane Clown Poppy"
• Episode – "Trilogy of Error"
• Episode – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
• Episode – "Children of a Lesser Clod"

Season 13

• Episode – "The Blunder Years" (As a child)
• Episode – "Sweets and Sour Marge"
• Episode – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"

Season 14

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
• Episode – "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
• Episode – "Large Marge"
• Episode – "The Great Louse Detective" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
• Episode – "C.E. D'oh"
• Episode – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
• Episode – "Moe Baby Blues"

Season 15

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
• Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

Season 16

• Episode – "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
• Episode – "A Star Is Torn"
• Episode – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"

Season 17

• Episode – "The Bonfire of the Manatees"
• Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie"

Season 18

• Episode – "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
• Episode – "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
• Episode – "Springfield Up" (As a child)
• Episode – "Yokel Chords"
• Episode – "The Boys of Bummer"

Season 19

• Episode – "Midnight Towboy"
• Episode – "Funeral for a Fiend"
• Episode – "E. Pluribus Wiggum"

Season 20

• Episode – "Take My Life, Please"
• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

Season 21

• Episode – "Rednecks and Broomsticks" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Chief of Hearts" (Voiced by Harry Shearer)

Season 22

• Episode – "Loan-a Lisa"
• Episode – "Donnie Fatso"
• Episode – "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
• Episode – "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"

Season 23

• Episode – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (Cog in Homer's head)
• Episode – "At Long Last Leave"
• Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"

Season 24

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
• Episode – "Penny-Wiseguys"

Season 25

• Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
• Episode – "Diggs"
• Episode – "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
• Episode – "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"

Season 26

• Episode – "The Simpsons Guy" (Cameo)
• Episode – "The Wreck of the Relationship"
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXV"
• Episode – "Simpsorama"

Season 27

• Episode – "Cue Detective"
• Episode – "The Girl Code"

Season 28

• Episode – "There Will Be Buds" (Cameo)
• Episode – "22 For 30"
• Episode – "Dogtown"

Season 29

• Episode – "The Serfsons" (Cameo; As his medieval ancestor)
• Episode – "Springfield Splendor" (Non-speaking cameo)
• Episode – "Whistler's Father"

Season 30

• Episode – "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" (Cameo)

Season 31

• Episode – "Go Big or Go Homer"
• Episode – "The Fat Blue Line"
• Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"
• Episode – "Bart the Bad Guy"
• Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part One)"
• Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part Two)"

Season 32

• Episode – "I, Carumbus" (Non-speaking cameo; As his Roman ancestor)
• Episode – "Diary Queen"
• Episode – "Uncut Femmes"

Season 33

• Episode – "A Serious Flanders: Part One" (Non-canon death)
• Episode – "A Made Maggie"
• Episode – "You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!"
• Episode – "Poorhouse Rock"

Season 34

• Episode – "Habeus Tortoise"
• Episode – "Top Goon"
• Episode – "The Many Saints of Springfield"
• Episode – "Clown V. Board of Education"

Season 35

• Episode – "Bart's Brain"

Movie

• – The Simpsons Movie

Video Game

• The Simpsons Game
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out

The Simpsons: Season Three
"Stark Raving Dad":	"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington":	"When Flanders Failed":	"Bart the Murderer":	"Homer Defined":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Like Father, Like Clown":	"Treehouse of Horror II":	"Lisa's Pony":	"Saturdays of Thunder":	"Flaming Moe's":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk":	"I Married Marge":	"Radio Bart":	"Lisa the Greek":	"Homer Alone":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart the Lover":	"Homer at the Bat":	"Separate Vocations":	"Dog of Death":	"Colonel Homer":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Black Widower":	"The Otto Show":	"Bart's Friend Falls in Love":	"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Four
"Kamp Krusty":	"A Streetcar Named Marge":	"Homer the Heretic":	"Lisa the Beauty Queen":	"Treehouse of Horror III":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie":	"Marge Gets a Job":	"New Kid on the Block":	"Mr. Plow":	"Lisa's First Word":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer's Triple Bypass":	"Marge vs. the Monorail":	"Selma's Choice":	"Brother from the Same Planet":	"I Love Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Duffless":	"Last Exit to Springfield":	"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show":	"The Front":	"Whacking Day":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Marge in Chains":	"Krusty Gets Kancelled":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Six
"Bart of Darkness":	"Lisa's Rival":	"Another Simpsons Clip Show":	"Itchy & Scratchy Land":	"Sideshow Bob Roberts":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror V":	"Bart's Girlfriend":	"Lisa on Ice":	"Homer Badman":	"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Fear of Flying":	"Homer the Great":	"And Maggie Makes Three":	"Bart's Comet":	"Homie the Clown":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Major
"Bart vs. Australia":	"Homer vs. Patty and Selma":	"A Star is Burns":	"Lisa's Wedding":	"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The PTA Disbands":	"'Round Springfield":	"The Springfield Connection":	"Lemon of Troy":	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Seven
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)":	"Radioactive Man":	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily":	"Bart Sells His Soul":	"Lisa the Vegetarian":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror VI":	"King-Size Homer":	"Mother Simpson":	"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming":	"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Marge Be Not Proud":	"Team Homer":	"Two Bad Neighbors":	"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield":	"Bart the Fink":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Lisa The Iconoclast":	"Homer The Smithers":	"The Day The Violence Died":	"A Fish Called Selma":	"Bart on the Road":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"22 Short Films About Springfield":	"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Homerpalooza":	"Summer of 4 Ft. 2":
Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nine
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":	"The Principal and the Pauper":	"Lisa's Sax":	"Treehouse of Horror VIII":	"The Cartridge Family":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor
"Bart Star":	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons":	"Lisa the Skeptic":	"Realty Bites":	"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"All Singing, All Dancing":	"Bart Carny":	"The Joy of Sect":	"Das Bus":	"The Last Temptation of Krust":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dumbbell Indemnity":	"Lisa the Simpson":	"This Little Wiggy":	"Simpson Tide":	"The Trouble with Trillions":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Girly Edition":	"Trash of the Titans":	"King of the Hill":	"Lost Our Lisa":	"Natural Born Kissers":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Ten
"Lard of the Dance":	"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace":	"Bart the Mother":	"Treehouse of Horror IX":	"When You Dish Upon a Star":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"D'oh-in' in the Wind":	"Lisa Gets an "A"":	"Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"":	"Mayored to the Mob":	"Viva Ned Flanders":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Wild Barts Can't Be Broken":	"Sunday, Cruddy Sunday":	"Homer to the Max":	"I'm with Cupid":	"Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Make Room for Lisa":	"Maximum Homerdrive":	"Simpsons Bible Stories":	"Mom and Pop Art":	"The Old Man and the "C" Student":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Monty Can't Buy Me Love":	"They Saved Lisa's Brain":	"Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo":
Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Eleven
"Beyond Blunderdome":	"Brother's Little Helper":	"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?":	"Treehouse of Horror X":	"E-I-E-I-D'oh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder":	"Eight Misbehavin'":	"Take My Wife, Sleaze":	"Grift of the Magi":	"Little Big Mom":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Faith Off":	"The Mansion Family":	"Saddlesore Galactica":	"Alone Again, Natura-Diddily":	"Missionary: Impossible":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pygmoelian":	"Bart to the Future":	"Days of Wine and D'oh'ses":	"Kill the Alligator and Run":	"Last Tap Dance in Springfield":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge":	"Behind the Laughter":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twelve
"Treehouse of Horror XI":	"A Tale of Two Springfields":	"Insane Clown Poppy":	"Lisa the Tree Hugger":	"Homer vs. Dignity":
Absent	Cameo	Major	Absent	Absent
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes":	"The Great Money Caper":	"Skinner's Sense of Snow":	"HOMЯ":	"Pokey Mom":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Worst Episode Ever":	"Tennis the Menace":	"Day of the Jackanapes":	"New Kids on the Blecch":	"Hungry, Hungry Homer":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bye Bye Nerdie":	"Simpson Safari":	"Trilogy of Error":	"I'm Goin' to Praiseland":	"Children of a Lesser Clod":
Absent	Absent	Major	Cameo	Cameo
"Simpsons Tall Tales":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirteen
"Treehouse of Horror XII":	"The Parent Rap":	"Homer the Moe":	"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love":	"The Blunder Years":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor
"She of Little Faith":	"Brawl in the Family":	"Sweets and Sour Marge":	"Jaws Wired Shut":	"Half-Decent Proposal":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"The Bart Wants What it Wants":	"The Lastest Gun in the West":	"The Old Man and the Key":	"Tales from the Public Domain":	"Blame it on Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Weekend at Burnsie's":	"Gump Roast":	"I Am Furious (Yellow)":	"The Sweetest Apu":	"Little Girl in the Big Ten":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Frying Game":	"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge":
Absent	Major

The Simpsons: Season Fourteen
"Treehouse of Horror XIII":	"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation":	"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade":	"Large Marge":	"Helter Shelter":
Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"The Great Louse Detective":	"Special Edna":	"The Dad Who Knew Too Little":	"The Strong Arms of the Ma":	"Pray Anything":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Barting Over":	"I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":	"A Star is Born-Again":	"Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington":	"C.E. D'oh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo
"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky":	"Three Gays of the Condo":	"Dude, Where's My Ranch?":	"Old Yeller-Belly":	"Brake My Wife, Please":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Bart of War":	"Moe Baby Blues":
Absent	Major

The Simpsons: Season Fifteen
"Treehouse of Horror XIV":	"My Mother the Carjacker":	"The President Wore Pearls":	"The Regina Monologues":	"The Fat and the Furriest":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Today, I Am a Clown":	"'Tis the Fifteenth Season":	"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays":	"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot":	"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Margical History Tour":	"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore":	"Smart and Smarter":	"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner":	"Co-Dependent's Day":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Wandering Juvie":	"My Big Fat Geek Wedding":	"Catch 'Em if You Can":	"Simple Simpson":	"The Way We Weren't":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart-Mangled Banner":	"Fraudcast News":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Sixteen
"Treehouse of Horror XV":	"All's Fair in Oven War":	"Sleeping with the Enemy":	"She Used to Be My Girl":	"Fat Man and Little Boy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Midnight Rx":	"Mommie Beerest":	"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass":	"Pranksta Rap":	"There's Something About Marrying":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister":	"Goo Goo Gai Pan":	"Mobile Homer":	"The Seven-Beer Snitch":	"Future-Drama":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Don't Fear the Roofer":	"The Heartbroke Kid":	"A Star is Torn":	"Thank God It's Doomsday":	"Home Away from Homer":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star":
Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Seventeen
"The Bonfire of the Manatees":	"The Girl Who Slept Too Little":	"Milhouse of Sand and Fog":	"Treehouse of Horror XVI":	"Marge's Son Poisoning":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"See Homer Run":	"The Last of the Red Hat Mamas":	"The Italian Bob":	"Simpsons Christmas Stories":	"Homer's Paternity Coot":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"We're on the Road to D'oh-where":	"My Fair Laddy":	"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story":	"Bart Has Two Mommies":	"Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Million-Dollar Abie":	"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore":	"The Wettest Stories Ever Told":	"Girls Just Want to Have Sums":	"Regarding Margie":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Monkey Suit":	"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Eighteen
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer":	"Jazzy and the Pussycats":	"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em":	"Treehouse of Horror XVII":	"G.I. D'oh":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Moe'N'a Lisa":	"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)":	"The Haw-Hawed Couple":	"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II":	"The Wife Aquatic":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times":	"Little Big Girl":	"Springfield Up":	"Yokel Chords":	"Rome-Old and Julie-Eh":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Absent
"Homerazzi":	"Marge Gamer":	"The Boys of Bummer":	"Crook and Ladder":	"Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"24 Minutes":	"You Kent Always Say What You Want":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nineteen
"He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs":	"The Homer of Seville":	"Midnight Towboy":	"I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings":	"Treehouse of Horror XVIII":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Little Orphan Millie":	"Husbands and Knives":	"Funeral for a Fiend":	"Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind":	"E. Pluribus Wiggum":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo
"That '90s Show":	"Love, Springfieldian Style":	"The Debarted":	"Dial "N" for Nerder":	"Smoke on the Daughter":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Papa Don't Leech":	"Apocalypse Cow":	"Any Given Sundance":	"Mona Leaves-a":	"All About Lisa":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty
"Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes":	"Lost Verizon":	"Double, Double, Boy in Trouble":	"Treehouse of Horror XIX":	"Dangerous Curves":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words":	"Mypods and Boomsticks":	"The Burns and the Bees":	"Lisa the Drama Queen":	"Take My Life, Please":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"How the Test Was Won":	"No Loan Again, Naturally":	"Gone Maggie Gone":	"In the Name of the Grandfather":	"Wedding for Disaster":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe":	"The Good, the Sad and the Drugly":	"Father Knows Worst":	"Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh":	"Four Great Women and a Manicure":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Coming to Homerica":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-One
"Homer the Whopper":	"Bart Gets a 'Z'":	"The Great Wife Hope":	"Treehouse of Horror XX":	"The Devil Wears Nada":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pranks and Greens":	"Rednecks and Broomsticks":	"O Brother, Where Bart Thou?":	"Thursdays with Abie":	"Once Upon a Time in Springfield":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Million Dollar Maybe":	"Boy Meets Curl":	"The Color Yellow":	"Postcards From the Wedge":	"Stealing First Base":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed":	"American History X-cellent":	"Chief of Hearts":	"The Squirt and the Whale":	"To Surveil With Love":
Absent	Absent	Major	Absent	Absent
"Moe Letter Blues":	"The Bob Next Door":	"Judge Me Tender":
Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Two
"Elementary School Musical":	"Loan-a Lisa":	"MoneyBART":	"Treehouse of Horror XXI":	"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Fool Monty":	"How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?":	"The Fight Before Christmas":	"Donnie Fatso":	"Moms I'd Like to Forget":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Flaming Moe":	"Homer the Father":	"The Blue and the Gray":	"Angry Dad: The Movie":	"The Scorpion's Tale":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"A Midsummer's Nice Dream":	"Love is a Many Strangled Thing":	"The Great Simpsina":	"The Real Housewives of Fat Tony":	"Homer Scissorhands":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"500 Keys":	"The Ned-liest Catch":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Three
"The Falcon and the D'ohman":	"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts":	"Treehouse of Horror XXII":	"Replaceable You":	"The Food Wife":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Book Job":	"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants":	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution":	"Holidays of Future Passed":	"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The D'oh-cial Network":	"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches":	"The Daughter Also Rises":	"At Long Last Leave":	"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"How I Wet Your Mother":	"Them, Robot":	"Beware My Cheating Bart":	"A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again":	"The Spy Who Learned Me":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda":	"Lisa Goes Gaga":
Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Four
"Moonshine River":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIII":	"Adventures in Baby-Getting":	"Gone Abie Gone":	"Penny-Wiseguys":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Major
"A Tree Grows in Springfield":	"The Day the Earth Stood Cool":	"To Cur, with Love":	"Homer Goes to Prep School":	"A Test Before Trying":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Changing of the Guardian":	"Love is a Many-Splintered Thing":	"Hardly Kirk-ing":	"Gorgeous Grampa":	"Black-Eyed, Please":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dark Knight Court":	"What Animated Women Want":	"Pulpit Friction":	"Whiskey Business":	"The Fabulous Faker Boy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Saga of Carl":	"Dangers on a Train":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Five
"Homerland":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIV":	"Four Regrettings and a Funeral":	"Yolo":	"Labor Pains":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"The Kid is All Right":	"Yellow Subterfuge":	"White Christmas Blues":	"Steal This Episode":	"Married to the Blob":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Specs and the City":	"Diggs":	"The Man Who Grew Too Much":	"The Winter of His Content":	"The War of Art":
Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee":	"Luca$":	"Days of Future Future":	"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting":	"Brick Like Me":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Major	Absent
"Pay Pal":	"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Six
"Clown in the Dumps":	"The Wreck of the Relationship":	"Super Franchise Me":	"Treehouse of Horror XXV":	"Opposites A-Frack":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Simpsorama":	"Blazed and Confused":	"Covercraft":	"I Won't Be Home for Christmas":	"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart's New Friend":	"The Musk Who Fell to Earth":	"Walking Big & Tall":	"My Fare Lady":	"The Princess Guide":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Sky Police":	"Waiting for Duffman":	"Peeping Mom":	"The Kids Are All Fight":	"Let's Go Fly a Coot":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bull-E":	"Mathlete's Feat":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Seven
"Every Man's Dream":	"Cue Detective":	"Puffless":	"Halloween of Horror":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVI":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Friend with Benefit":	"Lisa with an 'S'":	"Paths of Glory":	"Barthood":	"The Girl Code":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Teenage Mutant Milk-caused Hurdles":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4":	"Gal of Constant Sorrow":	"Lisa the Veterinarian":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Marge-ian Chronicles":	"The Burns Cage":	"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back":	"Fland Canyon":	"To Courier with Love":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Simprovised":	"Orange is the New Yellow":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Eight
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus":	"Friends and Family":	"The Town":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVII":	"Trust But Clarify":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"There Will Be Buds":	"Havana Wild Weekend":	"Dad Behavior":	"The Last Traction Hero":	"The Nightmare After Krustmas":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Pork and Burns":	"The Great Phatsby":	"Fatzcarraldo":	"The Cad and the Hat":	"Kamp Krustier":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"22 For 30":	"A Father's Watch":	"The Caper Chase":	"Looking for Mr. Goodbart":	"Moho House":
Major	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Dogtown":
Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Twenty-Nine
"The Serfsons":	"Springfield Splendor":	"Whistler's Father":	"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII":	"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me":
Cameo	Cameo	Major	Absent	Absent
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be":	"Singin' in the Lane":	"Mr. Lisa's Opus":	"Gone Boy":	"Haw-Haw Land":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Frink Gets Testy":	"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't":	"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage":	"Fears of a Clown":	"No Good Read Goes Unpunished":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"King Leer":	"Lisa Gets the Blues":	"Forgive and Regret":	"Left Behind":	"Throw Grampa from the Dane":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Flanders' Ladder":
Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty
"Bart's Not Dead":	"Heartbreak Hotel":	"My Way or the Highway to Heaven":	"Treehouse of Horror XXIX":	"Baby You Can't Drive My Car":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"From Russia Without Love":	"Werking Mom":	"Krusty the Clown":	"Daddicus Finch":	"'Tis the 30th Season":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Mad About the Toy":	"The Girl on The Bus":	"I'm Dancing As Fat As I Can":	"The Clown Stays in the Picture":	"101 Mitigations":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)":	"E My Sports":	"Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy":	"Girl's in the Band":	"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"D'oh Canada":	"Woo-hoo Dunnit?":	"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion":
Absent	Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-One
"The Winter of Our Monetized Content":	"Go Big or Go Homer":	"The Fat Blue Line":	"Treehouse of Horror XXX":	"Gorillas on the Mast":
Absent	Major	Major	Absent	Absent
"Marge the Lumberjill":	"Livin' La Pura Vida":	"Thanksgiving of Horror":	"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?":	"Bobby, It's Cold Outside":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Hail to the Teeth":	"The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson":	"Frinkcoin":	"Bart the Bad Guy":	"Screenless":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Better Off Ned":	"Highway to Well":	"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby":	"Warrin' Priests (Part One)":	"Warrin' Priests (Part Two)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo
"The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds":	"The Way of the Dog":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-Two
"Undercover Burns":	"I, Carumbus":	"Now Museum, Now You Don't":	"Treehouse of Horror XXXI":	"The 7 Beer Itch":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Podcast News":	"Three Dreams Denied":	"The Road to Cincinnati":	"Sorry Not Sorry":	"A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Dad-Feelings Limited":	"Diary Queen":	"Wad Goals":	"Yokel Hero":	"Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Manger Things":	"Uncut Femmes":	"Burger Kings":	"Panic on the Streets of Springfield":	"Mother and Child Reunion":
Absent	Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.":	"The Last Barfighter":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-Three
"The Star of the Backstage":	"Bart's In Jail!":	"Treehouse of Horror XXXII":	"The Wayz We Were":	"Lisa's Belly":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"A Serious Flanders: Part One":	"A Serious Flanders: Part Two":	"Portrait of a Lackey on Fire":	"Mothers and Other Strangers":	"A Made Maggie":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Major
"The Longest Marge":	"Pixelated and Afraid":	"Boyz N the Highlands":	"You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!":	"Bart the Cool Kid":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"Pretty Whittle Liar":	"The Sound of Bleeding Gums":	"My Octopus and a Teacher":	"Girls Just Shauna Have Fun":	"Marge the Meanie":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Meat Is Murder":	"Poorhouse Rock":
Absent	Cameo

The Simpsons: Season Thirty-Four
"Habeas Tortoise":	"One Angry Lisa":	"Lisa the Boy Scout":	"The King of Nice":	"Not It":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror XXXIII":	"From Beer to Paternity":	"Step Brother from the Same Planet":	"When Nelson Met Lisa":	"Game Done Changed":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Top Goon":	"My Life as a Vlog":	"The Many Saints of Springfield":	"Carl Carlson Rides Again":	"Bartless":
Major	Absent	Major	Absent	Absent
"Hostile Kirk Place":	"Pin Gal":	"Fan-ily Feud":	"Write Off This Episode":	"The Very Hungry Caterpillars":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Clown V. Board of Education":	"Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass":
Major	Absent

Trivia

• In "Mayored to the Mob," he is shown to be left-handed, as well as a good tap-dancer while holding his knife by its blade in his teeth.
• His necktie and business suit, in some shots of some episodes, also keep changing from loose and unbuttoned to and/or from tucked in and buttoned at times. Even his necktie and business suit keeps changing lengths between short and/or long in different shots in some episodes.
• He even nervously admitted to Fat Tony in "Donnie Fatso" that he brings his own candy when going to the movies, when Fat Tony got angry at him for keeping some ketchup packets instead of pasta sauce packets and then asked him in suspicion and anger on what other secrets he's keeping from him.
• In both "The Seven-Beer Snitch" and "The Simpsons Game," he says that tear gas is "[His] one weakness," which is most likely an embellishment.

Gallery

Louie in "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"

Louie Tapped Out Head Icon

Louie Tapped Out Unlock Screen

Louie With a Briefcase Full of Money

Louie and Legs Getting Ready to Dunk Frankie the Squealer’s Head in a Barrel of Water

Louie and Legs Dunking Frankie the Squealer’s Head in a Barrel Full of Water

Louie in "Bart the Murderer"

Louie with Fat Tony, Legs, and Don Vittorio DiMaggio in "Homie the Clown"

Louie, Fat Tony, and Legs as children

Louie: We’ve narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer.

The subtitles in this scene says it all

Louie about to cry with the crying Johnny Tightlips and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League by Maggie's innocence touching them

Louie starting to cry with Fat Tony (In the left edge of the image), Legs (His hand also in the left edge of the image), and Johnny Tightlips by Maggie's innocence touching them

Louie (From behind Maggie) starting to cry with Fat Tony, Legs, and Johnny Tightlips by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Fat Tony: I ain’t cried like this since I paid to see “Godfather III.”

Louie (From behind Moe and Maggie) crying with Fat Tony and his gang by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Fat Tony and Legs tearfully looking at Maggie while Louie (From behind Maggie and Moe) and Johnny Tightlips are crying with them by her innocence touching them

Fat Tony and Legs collapsing on the floor in tears by Maggie's innocence touching them along with the crying Louie (From behind Maggie and Moe) and Johnny Tightlips

Louie (From behind Maggie and Moe) and Johnny Tightlips crying by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Louie crying with Fat Tony, Legs, Johnny Tightlips, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League by Maggie’s innocence touching them

Louie crying with Fat Tony, Legs, Johnny Tightlips, the Castellaneta Family, and President by Maggie’s innocence touching them 2

Louie with Legs, Johnny, and Fat Tony's son

Louie in Donnie Fatso

Louie: I-I-I bring my own candy to the movie theater.

Louie in "Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

Louie: I ain’t gonna pin no tail on no donkey.

Louie: Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman?!

Louie and Legs in their swimming shorts

Louie in "Penny-Wiseguys"

Louie and Fit-Fat Tony

Louie with Legs in "Whistler's Father"

Louie with Legs and Fit-Fat Tony

Louie taking notes for Fat Tony on killing Mayor Quimby

Louie: But I'm just here to kil...!

Louie shoved onto the stage

Homer: That guy with the knife sure can dance.

Louie's grand finale pose

Mark Hamill: Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.

Louie: You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi School.

Louie punching Mark Hamill

Louie helping Fit-Fat Tony, Legs, and Johnny Tightlips open the Bambino Depot

Legs, Louie, and Johnny Tightlips talking about Fit-Fat Tony 1

Legs, Louie, and Johnny Tightlips talking about Fit-Fat Tony 2

Louie in the movie

Fit-Fat Tony: Gentlemen, I don’t see you as weapons.

Fit-Fat Tony’s vision says otherwise

Legs, Louie, and Johnny Tightlips crying

Louie in “At Long Last Leave”