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- Lucas: My new goal is to become whatever Adele is, just call me £uca$.
- Lisa: What if I just taught you how to whistle?
- Lucas: You know how to whistle? Like with your mouth?
- (Lisa whistles. Lucas tries to whistle but ends up blowing air instead)
- Lucas: Hey I'm doing it! (continues to blow air) I sound just like a bird!
- (Lucas is eating pizza on the cafeteria but he chokes)
- Lisa: Are you ok? (Lucas eats another slice of pizza) Don't put more in there!!!
- Lucas: Going... for the record! (he chokes again)
- Lisa: What record? Stupidest death? aaah! (Lisa makes abdominal thrusts on him. he spits the pizza slices)
- Lucas: Merci beaucoup!
- Lisa: Oh, well, you're very wel...
- Lucas: That's french for "Hello".
- Lisa: Actually, I think it...
- Lucas: Lucas Bortner. Competitive Eater.
- Milhouse: A fat kid with a dream? I can't compete with that!
- Lisa: What does a competitive eater... eat?
- Lucas: All the glamour foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs. Sixty nine hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, "Detekurutoki itaiyo".
- Lisa: What does that mean?
- Lucas: "That's gonna hurt comming out".
- [Lucas visits the Simpsons House]
- Lucas: [to Marge] Oh, Hi! Is Lisa home?
- Marge: Yes she is. and who are you? [Turns his back with "LUCA$" written on his jacket] Lucas.
- Lucas: It's pronounced Luca-Dollar. That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater.
- Homer: [From another room] Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I can be a competitive eater?
- Marge: No! You didn't hear anything!
- Homer: Yes I did, I heard competitive eater!
- Marge: It's for people who hadn't had hearth problems.
- Homer: Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport, and you are the racist Philadelphia manager.
- Marge: Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman!
- Homer: I will when you open your mind to change! [Homer leaves and Marge groans]
Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom. Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.
Homer: Don't worry, it's bottom, all right.
Milhouse: You didn't tell me you had a Playstadium4!
Bart: It's the first time I've seen it.
Lisa: Beans, beans, we'll do beans.