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Grampa: You're my kind of man, if you know what I mean.
(Philip then kisses Grampa)
Grampa: That's not what I meant!
Philip: I'm sorry, I thought you wanted me to.
Grampa: This is the 40's, guys like you don't exist.
Philip: We'll just finish the session.
Grampa: Aah! No! Stop shooting!
Philip: Where are you going, soldier?
Grampa: I got to remind myself what a real man is.
Kent Brockman: Tonight I'm here with a member of the greatest generation, who feels he hasn't gotten what he's owed.
Abe: I get social security, Medicare, Medicaid, AARP discounts, plus savings bonds that still pay 37%... but now it's my turn!
Kent Brockman: I'm being told, uh, you're being airlifted - to a much better show.
Abe: For me, the tiny green plastic war never ended.
Lawrence O'Donnell: There you have it. Abraham Simpson, forgotten hero no more, gets tonight's Last Word.
Abe: No, you just got the last word.
Lawrence O'Donnell: No, no. You get the last word, then I say, "Last Word."
Abe: You did it again! Last Word.
Lawrence O'Donnell: It doesn't work that way. Last Word.
Abe: Yes, it does. Last Word.
Lawrence O'Donnell: Don't mess with me, I'm from Dorchester. Last Word.
Abe: I'm from Poorchester. Last Word.
Lawrence O'Donnell: Turn off the camera and cut his mic.
Abe: Last Wo...
Lawrence O'Donnell: You, sir, are banned from MSNBC, CNBC, NBC, and forbidden from using the letters N, B, and C. Last Word.
Abe: I'm calling Bret Baier. Last Word.
Lawrence O'Donnell: He's unlisted. Last Word.
Philip: It's never too late, Abe. Never too late to find out what your true self is. A paper at Cornell University has showed that no one is 100% straight or gay.
Abe: Is it peer reviewed?
Philip: Does it matter?
Bart : The animal is not the only thing I won’t forget. After seeing abe kiss ohilip
Bart: Grampa's gay.
Homer: Why, you little--! (grunting while strangling Bart)
Abe: Son, you're only strangling your son because your own feelings.
Homer: Why, you thoughtful--! (grunting while strangling his father)