Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
Make Room for Lisa
Maximum Homerdrive
Announcer: That was "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats, or as they're known today... Men Without Jobs.

Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.
Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!

(Marge is listening in)
Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.
Lenny: Well, dish!
Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt? Bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?
Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.

Lisa: That's awful!
Homer: Awful entertaining!
(Lisa's stomach starts growling)
Lisa: (Weakly) Ohhh.... My stomach hurts....

Dr. Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.
Homer: Well, that's a relief.
Dr. Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. (chuckles)
Homer: Give it a try, honey.
(Lisa tries to chuckle)
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.
Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.
Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.

Hippie Lady: Namaste.
Homer: And a-ooga-booga to you too.
Hippie Lady: May I tell you about our white-light specials?
Homer: Absolutely not. My little girl's tummy hurts. Do you have anything to stop her complaining?
Lisa: (angrily) Dad!

Lisa: I can't believe you did this, dad. Why didn't you put that thing in your room?
Homer: Hmm, that thought never occurred to me. Funny how your mind works in a crisis.

Homer: Ah no. No freezing.
Karma-Ceuticals Clerk: No, Mr. Simpson. This is a sensory deprivation tank. It blocks out all the external distractions that bombard our souls.
Homer: Can you pee in it?
Lisa: I'll take two hours!
Homer: Me too.

Karma-Ceuticals Clerk: You're about to take a journey into the mind. You may see and experience things that are strange and frightening. But remember, they can't physically harm you, though they may destroy you mentally.

Lisa: Dad, I still don't understand how you could just give my room away.
Homer: Honey, what's your favorite movie?
Lisa: Well, until you taped over it, "The Little Mermaid".
Homer: That's right. "The Odd Couple". Meet your new, comically mismatched roommate- Bart.
Bart: I'm going to make your life a living hell. 
Lisa: Ohh...
(Homer hums "Odd Couple" theme, shoves Lisa into the room and runs away)

Lisa: Mom, what's happening?
Marge: I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again.

Homer: Come on, Lisa. Try and see this from the Omnitouch Corporation's point of view.

Homer: (To Bart) This is all your fault for trading away your turn! Just for that, no dessert tonight!
Bart: (To Lisa) Trade you my next turn for your dessert.
Lisa: Deal.
Homer: D'oh!

Season 9 Season 10 Quotes Season 11
Lard of the DanceThe Wizard of Evergreen TerraceBart the MotherTreehouse of Horror IXWhen You Dish Upon a StarD'oh-in' in the WindLisa Gets an "A"Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"Mayored to the MobViva Ned FlandersWild Barts Can't Be BrokenSunday, Cruddy SundayHomer to the MaxI'm with CupidMarge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"Make Room for LisaMaximum HomerdriveSimpsons Bible StoriesMom and Pop ArtThe Old Man and the "C" StudentMonty Can't Buy Me LoveThey Saved Lisa's BrainThirty Minutes Over Tokyo
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.