| “ | Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?! | „ |
| ~ Bart Simpson |
Malk is a drink which is served with the lunches at Springfield Elementary School instead of milk. It has "vitamin R" and doesn't seem to have any nutritional value.
History[]
Bart thought that the school served milk, but when he cracked his knuckles, they snapped painfully. Bart was shocked about the brittleness of his bones because he had always drunk plenty of milk. However, when he looked closer at the carton, he realized it was written "MALK" instead of "MILK."
Trivia[]
- Malk actually became a real product in the late 2010s, except it is an alternative dairy drink, and they don't contain Vitamin R.
- The "R" in Vitamin R could stand for rickets, which is a real-world condition that results in fragile bones, contrary to calcium, served in normal milk, that strengthens bones instead.
Appearances[]
Episode – "The PTA Disbands" - Episode – "P.S., I Hate You" (name on sign at Dollar Troll discount store)
– The Simpsons Movie 
Video game – The Simpsons: Hit & Run (mentioned)
