Marge's Dream Lover (known as "Sexy Pirate" in The Simpsons: Tapped Out) is a character from the novel "Love in the Time of Scurvy" who appeared in Marge's daydream of her with him.


While Marge was reading "Love in the Time of Scurvy", she daydreams about dating the sexy pirate from the book, and they are seen on a ship together. Marge says that the seas were certainly heaving, to which the sexy pirate says that the seas are no more than Marge's bountiful bosom. Marge notices the earring on the pirate's right ear, and asks him if the earring means that he is a pirate, and he responds, "Kind of." He then notices the sea getting quiet, so he tells Marge that the seas have quieted, and just before he finishes his sentence about his love for Marge, a saxophone abruptly plays (which turns out to be Lisa playing her sax). The pirate then says that the sax is such noise, and that he is done for the evening.

Marge's Dream Lover recently appeared in The Simpsons: Tapped Out as a limited time character who is part of the Pirate Ship, which is the final prize of Act 3 of the Time Traveling Toaster 2017 event.


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