The Monkey Suit
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
Bart: You suck, Buck!
Lisa: I concur!

Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!

Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
Tabitha Vixx: Nah, they're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.

"Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, let's hear from you!

Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!

Homer: It's working! Buck's buying my fake message. And you said it would never work.
Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!

Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
Second Duffman: (entering) Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Lisa: Don't you think it's weird that Mom and Dad are doing marriage counseling. They're always fighting. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)
Homer: (in distance) And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!

Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!

Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.

Bart: (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp) (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.

Marge: (to Homer) Listen, bub, we are out of this marriage counselling business. And the only one you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real fair!! Class act!!

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