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◄	The Monkey Suit

Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer

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Bart: You suck, Buck!

Lisa: I concur!

Homer: We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!

Homer: So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?

Tabitha Vixx: Nah, they're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.

"Jock Squawk" host: And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, let's hear from you!

Isotopes announcer: Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!

Homer: It's working! Buck's buying my fake message. And you said it would never work.

Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!

Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!

Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?

Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!

Second Duffman: (entering) Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!

Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Lisa: Don't you think it's weird that Mom and Dad are doing marriage counseling. They're always fighting. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. (they then listen closely)

Homer: (in distance) And I say, a monkey can mow our lawn!

Baseball Announcer: That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!

Lenny: Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?

Carl: I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.

Lenny: I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.

Bart: (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp) (on his cellphone) Cancel all my appointments.

Marge: (to Homer) Listen, bub, we are out of this marriage counselling business. And the only one you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!

Homer: Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real fair!! Class act!!

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-*'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br />'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
+:'''[[Bart]]''': You suck, Buck!
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': I concur!
-*'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
+----
-*'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
+:'''Homer''': We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
-*'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
+----
-*'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
+:'''Homer''': So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
-*'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />'''[http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Duffman Duffman]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
+:'''[[Tabitha Vixx]]''': Nah, they're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
-*'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
+----
-*'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />'''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
+:'''"Jock Squawk" host''': And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, let's hear from you!
-*'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
+----
-*'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
+:'''Isotopes announcer''': Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
-*'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
+----
-*'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
+:'''Homer:''' It's working! Buck's buying my fake message. And you said it would never work.
+:'''Duffman''': Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
+----
+:'''Duffman''': Duffman gives the people what they want!
+:'''Marge''': Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
+:'''Duffman''': Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
+:'''Second Duffman''': (entering) Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
+:'''Both Duffmen''': Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
+----
+:'''Lisa''': Don't you think it's weird that Mom and Dad are doing marriage counseling. They're always fighting. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''
+:'''Homer''': (in distance) And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
+----
+:'''Baseball Announcer''': That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
+----
+:'''[[Lenny]]''': Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
+:'''[[Carl]]''': I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
+:'''[[Lenny]]''': I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
+----
+:'''Bart''': (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp) ''(on his cellphone)'' Cancel all my appointments.
+----
+:'''Marge''': ''(to Homer)'' Listen, bub, we are out of this marriage counselling business. And the only one you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
+:'''Homer''': Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real fair!! Class act!!
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