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- (after Homer finds out Paula is gay and might be interested in Marge)
- Homer: Should I be concerned?
- Barney: It's no weirder than that time our knees touched under the bar.
- Homer: You still think about that?
- Barney: Every day.
- Homer: Where you going? She might leave and never come back. Just like the McRib. [sobs uncontrollably]
- Homer: You're married in the two most important ways there are: emotionally and cooking.
- Homer: Oh, I'm sitting in a bar and my wife's in love with a female lumberjack.
- Bar patron: Classic Portland. Where are you from?
- Homer: Springfield.
- Bar patron: Which one? Oregon?
- Homer: I don't know.