Marge: (to Lisa) It's not your fault. It's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
Homer: So grow a penis or get lost.
Lisa: (grunts and struggles) I can't.
Homer: Bye bye!
Sacagawea (Lisa): Ingrates! After all I did for them! oh, warm woolly rock, you are my only friend (the "rock" turns out to be a mountain lion. she tries to escape but she stumbles. Lewis and Clark jumps behind her holding their jackets open)
Lewis (Lenny): We're big!
Clark (Carl): We're big!
Lewis (Lenny): Which you mountain lions find terrifying (The lion gets scared and runs off)
Sacagawea (Lisa): They remember what I taught them!
Clark (Carl): Of course we did! we would never forget you, Pocahontas.
Sacagawea (Lisa): It's Sacagawea!
Clark (Carl): Gesundheit!
(Everyone in the Mozart concert starts to sleep)
Mozart (Bart): (Gasps) People bored with opera? That's impossible!
Antonio (Lisa): (Holding a glass of wine) To failure, dear brother. (She drinks the wine and realizes there was sleeping potion on it) Oops! (falls asleep)