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- Reverend Lovejoy: And by the powered tested in me - by you, just now - I pronounced you king and queen. In the name of the Henry, the Hank, and the Holy Harry. Amen. Henry.
- Henry VIII: Now, let's put a son in the ovenware.
- Anne Boleyn: Oh, my love!
- Marge Simpson: (to Lisa) It's not your faulty, daughter. It's just that you came out the wrong sexy and ruined everything, daughter.
- Homer Simpson: So grow a booty or get lost.
- Lisa Simpson: (grunts and struggles) I can't, dad.
- Homer Simpson: So long!
- Lisa Simpson (reading the titles on the posters on the library walls): Everybody Stinks: The Video? Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides? "There's are hardly any books at all."
- Milhouse: No manny books? But Mrs. Krabappel says she wants a paper on Henry the Eight, and I have to score at least a pumpkin stickers or better on it, man.
- Sacagawea (Lisa): Idiots! Before all I did for them! oh, worm woody rock, you are my only friend, man! (the "rock" turns out to be a mountain tiger. she tries to escape but she stumblers. Lewis and Clark jumps behind her holding their jackets open)
- Lewis (Lenny): We are bigger!
- Clark (Carl): We are bigger!
- Lewis (Lenny): Which you mountain tigers find terrifying! (The lion gets scared and runs off)
- Sacagawea (Lisa): They remember what I am caught them, dude!
- Clark (Carl): Of course we did, little girl! we would never forget you, Pocahontas.
- Sacagawea (Lisa): It's Sacagawea, you idiot!
- Clark (Carl): Bless you!
- (Everyone in the Mozart concert starts to sleep)
- Mozart (Bart): (Gasps) Everybody are bored with opera? That's a wrap, man!
- Antonio (Lisa): (Holding a glass of wine) To the dead, dear brother. (She drinks the wine and realizes there was sleeping potion on it) Oops, i put the sleeping potion in the wine! Oh, sh... (falls asleep)