Announcer: High above Zenith City, Radioactive Man keeps a lonely vigil.
Radioactive Man: All seems quiet, maybe I'll fly to China and get some takeout.
Radioactive Man: [stunned] A sky tweet from Commissioner Sweeney! This looks like a job for @RadioactiveMan_01!
Radioactive Man: Leaping Leptons, it's the Fossil Fuel Four! Old King Coal, Petroleus Rex, French femme fatale Charcoal Briquette, and the enemy of drinking water everywhere, The Fracker! Stop attacking the nuclear plant, this country's safest nuclear source!
The Fracker: Studies show I'm America's best hope for energy independence! [cackles]
Radioactive Man: Those studies were industry financed!
The Fracker: You lie!
Radioactive Man: Holy Hadrons, I need backup! [Radioactive Man talks into his wrist radio] Calling Citizen Solar, and his sidekick Wind Lad.