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Make Room for Lisa
Maximum Homerdrive
Simpsons Bible Stories
Homer: "Well son, I guess it's time to go home."
Bart: "Any thoughts on how we're going to get there?"
Homer: "No, but I'm sure the good Lord will provide."
(nearby an engineer argues with a man in a military uniform)
Engineer: "Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield." (throws his cap on the ground and walks off)
Homer: "Thank you."

Homer: "Look, son. It's one of Nature's most beautiful sights… the convoy."
'(one of the Trucks hits Homer's trailer)
Bart: "He hit us!"
Homer: "Oh, I should have known. They're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. (the truck is hit again) Thank you sir, may I have another?"
Bart: "Dad, they're trying to kill us."
Homer: "Oh, why do all my trips end like this?"

Trucker: "All right, pal, here's the deal. You stumbled on a secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know…" (Homer giggles) "… Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel."
Trucker 2: "We get forty bucks an hour to drive these rigs. You think anybody'd hire us if they knew we weren't driving the trucks?"
Homer: "Wow, you guys are even lazier than me. Well, don't worry, I'll keep your secret."

Homer: "Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long."
Clerk: "Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these." (shows him a bottle of pills)
Homer: "Sold!"
(Swallows the pills straight away)
Clerk: "Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once."
Homer: "No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills."


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