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Homer Simpson[]
In France[]
- If this is France, where are the film festivals?
- The French woman are both more beautiful and more hairy than I expected.
- So this is where the crazy French Emperor Neapolitan is from.
Collecting Flags[]
- This one's going to make most exquisite doily!
- Stupid cowardly flag.
- I wonder if these burned well as the American flag?
- This takes care of Marge's birthday!
- Ooh, is this brushed cotton?
- I see a due rag in my future.
- This is a pretty boring freak flag.
Inside the castle[]
- I prefer Castle Smurfenstein.
During the escort mission in Africa[]
- Well, this sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.
- I hope that gun didn't have a family.
- In your face, enemy artillery gun!
- Gun go boom! Wohohohohoho!
On the S.S. Reel Crazy[]
- You know what's even weirder? In Iceland, tipping in a restaurant is considered an insult.
- Can I have next Friday off?
- Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.
- Whee! Army food!
Rigging C4[]
- I should get Maggie some C4 to play with.
- C4 is so much like Play-Doh, I wonder if it's edible.
- C4 successfully planted and I still have all four fingers and toes.
Attacking S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors[]
- Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta... uh, forget about it.
- You suck, old-time Smithers!
Turning into Helium Homer[]
- (giggles) Me floatie!
- Look at me, I'm as light as a princess!
- Whoa, I'm slightly lighter than air!
Bart Simpson[]
In France[]
Collecting Flags[]
- Le yoink!
- Merci, sucker!
- I claim this flag for the United States of Bart!
- Wow, you guys are sure stocked up on flags.
- My flag now!
- Thanks for surrenndering your flag!
Inside the castle[]
- Ah, this reminds me of a similar time.
During the escort mission in Africa[]
- How do we suddenly end up in Africa?
- Red exploding barrels are so 2006!
- Greatest prank ever!
On the S.S. Reel Crazy[]
- That's weird! Grampa seems to have disappeared!
- Homer, you need to plant all the C4.
- Oh. What a surprise. Red exploding barrels.
- Red exploding barrels are so 2006!
- Red exploding barrels? I didn't know World War Two was so hacky.
Attacking S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors[]
- Your grandson's lifestyle will sicken you.
- Your sailor outfit is ridiculous!
- You suck, Smithers!
- Why is every generation of you a loser?
- (When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Now that's a 20th Century beat down!
- (When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Way to knock out old-time Smithers!
- (When Homer attacks S.S. Reel Crazy Sailors) Nice Smithers-bashing, Dad!
Abraham Simpson[]
In France[]
- Let's go secure those paintings.
During the escort mission in Africa[]
- I can't hear a thing, but we got him!
- Private, we may be out-manned and under supplied, but you go to war with the army you've got.
- Burns, you're going to have to learn, you can't just go through life solving all your problems with money.
- That's the last gun, we're on Easy Street... which I believe is where Dracula lives, so watch your backs.
- I know it's hard to take orders from a man half your age, but that's just how things worked out.
- I don't like your obsession with these paintings, it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this **** war.
- Nice escorting, boys, I'm proud of ya! Maybe I won't have that vasectomy!
Private Burns[]
In France[]
- Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.
During the escort mission in Africa[]
- Well Seargent, the correct way to proceed in this sort of situation is to run away.
- No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You go to war with the army you've brought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place.
- You fellows go ahead. I'll stay here with the priceless paintings and make sure no one makes a fortune selling them on the black market.
- But the paintings are so valuable.
- The art treasures are safe! Now I can sell them and buy a really nice car! I mean, put them in a museum.
On the S.S. Reel Crazy[]
- You can't get me! I bet you couldn't even overthrow Mussolini!
- (To Homer or Bart) Your attack is as impotent as I am!
- (The third mission completed) Rosebud... is a cliché... but still... (groans)
Cesar[]
- After you're done with, could I have a cigarette?
- What can I say? I'm a runner, not a fighter.
- Ou est la toilette?! (Where is the toilet?!)
- You've bloodied my slobby nose!
- I called a general strike!
- I had it coming.
Ugolin[]
- I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school, we surrendered over and over until I got it right.
- All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.
- Why do all of our words have to be either a guy or a girl? I just don't get it.
- I was kicked out of mime school because I didn't know apparently, you couldn't talk. I mean, what's that all about?
- We are doomed! Doooooomed!!!
- Jean-Paul Sarte concerned me at a party and started talking about the place of nothingness with consciousness, blah blah blah.
Woman[]
- Marie Antoinette may have been a spoiled brat, but you cannot argue with her position on cake.
- Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's Freré Jacques problem?
- A woman can surrender just as well as a man.
- (Sigh) we'll always leave Paris...to surrender...
- Zut zut zut!
- Get me le **** out of here!
- So long monsieur sucker!
- Feet, don't fail me now!
- In France's long history of great lovers, none is greater or more celebrated than Pepe Le Pew.
Announcer[]
- I think I saw a glimpse of Bridget Bardeau whooshing past me on a train once. True story.
- When the war is over, I'm going to settle down and open a surrendering school for the blind.
- You can surrender if your heart is pure... Or purée... *evil laugh*
- Let's make this our best surrender yet!
- If they want to fight, turn around. They may not be willing to shoot you in the back.
- We must not be cowards to hide from our call to surrender.
- People say we surrender like monkeys, we show the world that we surrender like men!
- If we do not surrender now, who will continue this unfair stereotype?
- When you bow down, but some real bend in your knee.
- If you feel shame, drink more wine,
- If a crepe fought a croissant I wonder which would win.
S.S. Reel Crazy Sailor[]
- Defend our fearless leader!
- Tell it to the Andrews Sisters!
- If you quit you you stay in the Japanese internment camp!
- I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
- Mr. Burns forever!
- Go suck a lemon!
- Why won't you just surrender?
- You're morbidly obese and I mean morbidly!
- Why is a little boy in the army?
- Why won't you just surrender!
- I wish I had a nuclear bomb!
- I don't even know what video games are!
- Spoiler alert! Don't tell me how the war ends!
- Mr. Burns gives me penny candy! What do you give me?
- Go back to the present!