- “Quiet, man.”
- ―Meth Guy after hearing from Homer Simpson
Meth Guy is the owner of a police-raided meth lab on 1501 East Oak Street.
He is apparently Mexican given that his flashback after eating Marge's deconstructed Apple Pie had him as a boy speaking in a Hispanic accent.
He was arrested and sentenced to three months in prison; after his sentence, he decided to calmly open a pie shop.